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The '''Cupid Intelligence Institute''', or '''C.I.I.''', was the organisation internal to the [[Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]] which was made up of all its specialised Departments. It was overseen by the [[Supreme Quaestor]] from the [[C.I.I. Headquarters]] building. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Winter Quests (novel)|The Winter Quests]]'')
{{dab|Cupid}}The '''Cupid Intelligence Institute''', or '''C.I.I.''', was the organisation internal to the [[Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]] which was made up of all its specialised Departments. It was overseen by the [[Supreme Quaestor]] from the [[C.I.I. Headquarters]] building. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Winter Quests (novel)|The Winter Quests]]'')
 
== List of Departments ==
The Crew's Cupid Intelligence Institute included a number of Departments with specific purposes, each of which was led by a [[Prefect]]. The Prefects, alongside a few other “Cupids of Importance” such as the head operatives of the [[Scarlet Wings]] and [[Blue Feather]], made up the [[Cupid Parliament]]. New Departments were typically opened on the authority of the [[Copper-Colored Council of Elders]] to shunt away debates which were going in circles in the Parlimanet; as a result many were largely useless in practice, existing only to ensure that the Parliamentary Cupids would stop arguing about their topics rather than because a Department was actually expected to yield real answers. The [[Supreme Quaestor]], however, seemed to genuinely believe the Intelligence Institute's destiny was to produce true, absolute knowledge. He had the authority to disband Departments if he deemed them to be disappointing or even counter-productive. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Magic Trick (novel)|Magic Trick]]'')
 
Known Departments included:
 
* the [[Department of Alchemy]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (short story)|Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving]]'', ''[[The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids (short story)|The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]'', etc.)
* the [[Department of Applied Contrafibulation]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids (short story)|The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]'')
* the [[Department of Applied Mathematics]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Szaclowk & the Halfworld (short story)|The Szaclowk & the Halfworld]]'')
* the [[Department of Architecture]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery (short story)|Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery]]'')
* the [[Department of Art]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Plagiarism of the SavageMen (short story)|Plagiarism of the SavageMen]]'')
* the [[Department of Artistry]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Resurrection of the Wellsians (short story)|The Resurrection of the Wellsians]]'')
* the [[Department of Baked Goods]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Baker-954 and the Holiday Cookies (short story)|Baker-954 and the Holiday Cookies]]'')
* the [[Department of Bells]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[A Copper-Colored Christmas Carol (short story)|A Copper-Colored Christmas Carol]]'')
* the [[Department of Boxing & Fistfighting]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Plagiarism of the SavageMen (short story)|Plagiarism of the SavageMen]]'')
* the [[Department of Celestial Bodies]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Magic Trick (novel)|Magic Trick]]'')
* the [[Department of Chemistry]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids (short story)|The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]'')
* the [[Department of Christmas]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Father Christmas (short story)|Father Christmas]]'')
* the [[Department of Chronology]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (short story)|Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving]]'')
* the [[Department of Cinematography]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Labors of Juliet (short story)|The Labors of Juliet]]'')
* the [[Department of Communication]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Magic Trick (novel)|Magic Trick]]'')
* the [[Department of Completed Assignments]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Marksmanship-522 and the Multi-Dimensional Race (short story)|Marksmanship-522 and the Multi-Dimensional Race]]'')
* the [[Department of Conflagrations]] ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Cupid Parliament Destroyed? (short story)|The Cupid Parliament Destroyed?]]'')
* the [[Department of Conspiracy Theories]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Of Romeos and Juliets (short story)|Of Romeos and Juliets]]'')
* the [[Department of Construction]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery (short story)|Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery]]'')
* the [[Department of Corners]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Companions of Doctor Curious (short story)|The Companions of Doctor Curious]]'')
* the [[Department of Cupid Anatomy]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery (short story)|Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery]]'')
* the [[Department of Cutlery]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Szaclowk & the Halfworld (short story)|The Szaclowk & the Halfworld]]'')
* the [[Department of Departments]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Of Romeos and Juliets (short story)|Of Romeos and Juliets]]'', ''[[The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids (short story)|The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]'')
* the [[Department of Destiny]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Of Romeos and Juliets (short story)|Of Romeos and Juliets]]'')
* the [[Department of Discipline]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Labors of Juliet (short story)|The Labors of Juliet]]'', ''[[The Case Against Conspiracy (short story)|The Case Against Conspiracy]]'')
* the [[Department of Documentation]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Faction of the Fooling Fish (short story)|The Faction of the Fooling Fish]]'', ''[[The Case Against Conspiracy (short story)|The Case Against Conspiracy]]'', ''[[The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids (short story)|The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]'')
* the [[Department of Donations]] ([[PROSE]]: ''[[A Copper-Colored Christmas Carol (short story)|A Copper-Colored Christmas Carol]]'')
* the [[Department of Festivities]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Case Against Conspiracy (short story)|The Case Against Conspiracy]]'')
* the [[Department of Forensics]] ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Cupid Parliament Destroyed? (short story)|The Cupid Parliament Destroyed?]]'')
* the [[Department of Forestry]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Winter Quests (novel)|The Winter Quests]]'')
* the [[Department of Gender Studies]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (short story)|Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving]]'')
* the [[Department of Haberdashery]] ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Cupid Parliament Destroyed? (short story)|The Cupid Parliament Destroyed?]]'')
* the [[Department of Impossible Things]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (short story)|Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving]]'')
* the [[Department of Interpretation]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas (short story)|Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas]]'')
* the [[Department of Journalism]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Case Against Conspiracy (short story)|The Case Against Conspiracy]]'')
* the [[Department of Linguistics]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Szaclowk & the Halfworld (short story)|The Szaclowk & the Halfworld]]'')
* the [[Department of Literature]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Case Against Conspiracy (short story)|The Case Against Conspiracy]]'')
* the [[Department of Mathematics]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Of Romeos and Juliets (short story)|Of Romeos and Juliets]]'')
* the [[Department of Meteorology]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Ghosts and the Machine (short story)|The Ghosts and the Machine]]'')
* the [[Department of Motivational Speaking]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld (short story)|New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld]]'')
* the [[Department of Obituaries]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Book of Evil (short story)|The Book of Evil]]'')
* the [[Department of Paradoxes]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Plagiarism of the SavageMen (short story)|Plagiarism of the SavageMen]]'')
* the [[Department of Permits]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery (short story)|Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery]]''
* the [[Department of Phenomena]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Szaclowk & the Halfworld (short story)|The Szaclowk & the Halfworld]]'')
* the [[Department of Philosophy]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids (short story)|The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]'', ''[[Magic Trick (novel)|Magic Trick]]'')
* the [[Department of Physics]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery (short story)|Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery]]'')
* the [[Department of Plumbing]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Family Business (short story)|Family Business]]'')
* the [[Department of Postal Services]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Society of the Rhyming Dove (short story)|The Society of the Rhyming Dove]]'')
* the [[Department of Problem-Solving]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (short story)|Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving]]'')
* the [[Department of Psychology]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Of Romeos and Juliets (short story)|Of Romeos and Juliets]]'')
* the [[Department of Quasireligious Obsequiousness]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Labors of Juliet (short story)|The Labors of Juliet]]'')
* the [[Department of Redundancy Department]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids (short story)|The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]'')
* the [[Department of Rifts]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Faction of the Fooling Fish (short story)|The Faction of the Fooling Fish]]'')
* the [[Department of Scrivening]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Magic Trick (novel)|Magic Trick]]'')
* the [[Department of Sleep]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Magic Trick (novel)|Magic Trick]]'')
* the [[Department of Space-Time Anomalies]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Marksmanship-522 and the Multi-Dimensional Race (short story)|Marksmanship-522 and the Multi-Dimensional Race]]'')
* the [[Department of Stage Magic]] ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Cupid Parliament Destroyed? (short story)|The Cupid Parliament Destroyed?]]'')
* the [[Department of Supplies]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Resurrection of the Wellsians (short story)|The Resurrection of the Wellsians]]'')
* the [[Department of Taxes]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Green Gorillas (short story)|The Green Gorillas]]'')
* the [[Department of Technological Advancement]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Case Against Conspiracy (short story)|The Case Against Conspiracy]]'')
* the [[Department of Theology]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[''[[The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids (short story)|The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]'')
* the [[Department of Transportation]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Case Against Conspiracy (short story)|The Case Against Conspiracy]]'')
* the [[Department of Vehicles]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Labors of Juliet (short story)|The Labors of Juliet]]'')
* the [[Department of Wizardry]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (short story)|Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving]]'', ''[[The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids (short story)|The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]''), ''[[The Winter Quests (novel)|The Winter Quests]]'')
* the [[Department of Zoology]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Case Against Conspiracy (short story)|The Case Against Conspiracy]]'')
 
== History ==
“Top researchers” at the Institute attempted to figure out how [[Octaser]]s' fearsome “eye-beams” functioned, coming up with a theory that it was not a natural ability but actually stemmed from special, weaponized contact lenses. However, this theory could not be tested due to no Cupids managing to get close enough to an Octaser to check. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Euclidean Plane (short story)|The Euclidean Plane]]'')
 
In 1978, a [[Mind Probe]] was used by the Cupid Intelligence Institute to try and determine why the batch of abductees believed gorillas to be green.
 
In 1986, the C.I.I. observed [[Christmas]] celebrations through the [[Celestial Telescope]]s and dispatched a team of Cupids to the [[Vanityville|Vanityville Supermarket]] in the hope that the locals, already being in a cheerful Christmas mood, would be more easily [[Love Potion|romanticised]]. This led to the [[Skirmish at the Vanityville Supermarket]] when they clashed with [[Gang of the Green Gorilla|Green Gorillas]] who had taken it over. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Green Gorillas (short story)|The Green Gorillas]]'')
 
Following the 1986 discovery of the [[Society of the Rhyming Dove]] by the Crew, members of the Institute speculated about how theDoves achieved their constant rhyming, with some speculating that it was a magical effect maintained by some unknown [[Atlantis#In the Prime Universe|Atlantean]] artefact. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Society of the Rhyming Dove (short story)|The Society of the Rhyming Dove]]'')
 
[[Investigation-464]] was the Institute's head researcher regarding the [[Szaclowk]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld (short story)|New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld]]'')
 
At some point prior to 2019, the [[Supreme Quaestor]] disbanded the Institute's [[Department of Philosophy]] for heretically questioning whether there was such a thing as absolute knowledge in the first place. This led to Department-member [[Valerius-1497]]'s transfer to the [[Department of Problem-Solving]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Magic Trick (novel)|Magic Trick]]'')
 
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The Cupid Intelligence Institute, or C.I.I., was the organisation internal to the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids which was made up of all its specialised Departments. It was overseen by the Supreme Quaestor from the C.I.I. Headquarters building. (PROSE: The Winter Quests)

List of Departments

The Crew's Cupid Intelligence Institute included a number of Departments with specific purposes, each of which was led by a Prefect. The Prefects, alongside a few other “Cupids of Importance” such as the head operatives of the Scarlet Wings and Blue Feather, made up the Cupid Parliament. New Departments were typically opened on the authority of the Copper-Colored Council of Elders to shunt away debates which were going in circles in the Parlimanet; as a result many were largely useless in practice, existing only to ensure that the Parliamentary Cupids would stop arguing about their topics rather than because a Department was actually expected to yield real answers. The Supreme Quaestor, however, seemed to genuinely believe the Intelligence Institute's destiny was to produce true, absolute knowledge. He had the authority to disband Departments if he deemed them to be disappointing or even counter-productive. (PROSE: Magic Trick)

Known Departments included:

History

“Top researchers” at the Institute attempted to figure out how Octasers' fearsome “eye-beams” functioned, coming up with a theory that it was not a natural ability but actually stemmed from special, weaponized contact lenses. However, this theory could not be tested due to no Cupids managing to get close enough to an Octaser to check. (PROSE: The Euclidean Plane)

In 1978, a Mind Probe was used by the Cupid Intelligence Institute to try and determine why the batch of abductees believed gorillas to be green.

In 1986, the C.I.I. observed Christmas celebrations through the Celestial Telescopes and dispatched a team of Cupids to the Vanityville Supermarket in the hope that the locals, already being in a cheerful Christmas mood, would be more easily romanticised. This led to the Skirmish at the Vanityville Supermarket when they clashed with Green Gorillas who had taken it over. (PROSE: The Green Gorillas)

Following the 1986 discovery of the Society of the Rhyming Dove by the Crew, members of the Institute speculated about how theDoves achieved their constant rhyming, with some speculating that it was a magical effect maintained by some unknown Atlantean artefact. (PROSE: The Society of the Rhyming Dove)

Investigation-464 was the Institute's head researcher regarding the Szaclowk. (PROSE: New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld)

At some point prior to 2019, the Supreme Quaestor disbanded the Institute's Department of Philosophy for heretically questioning whether there was such a thing as absolute knowledge in the first place. This led to Department-member Valerius-1497's transfer to the Department of Problem-Solving. (PROSE: Magic Trick)

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