Department of Impossible Things

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The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids' Cupid Intelligence Institute had a Department of Impossible Things. It had two Prefects, Untenable-921 and Barbershop-679 — a situation which, fittingly enough, was not supposed to be possible.

In 2019, the task of taking care of Lord Thymon, who had been attacking Cupid Fog Ships in the Void, was briefly assigned to the Department of Impossible Things. However, in defeat, they forwarded the assignment to the Department of Problem-Solving, who ultimately succeeded. (PROSE: Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving)

Later the same year, Untenable was present for the ninth day of the Cupid Parliament's debate about Stenographer-123's typewriter, on the day of the faceless magician incident. He was once again trying to foist the assignment onto Pythagoras-858's Department of Problem-Solving. When the argument started to devolve into a fistfight, he began “throwing punches” at Pythe, and was about to throw Technophile-963 out a window when, the fight was broken up by the onslaught of magic rabbits. Subsequently, Barbeshop led the rest of the Department into being among the first to leave the Homeworld. (PROSE: Magic Trick