Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (short story)

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Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving was a Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids short story written and illustrated by Aristide Twain. Although preceded by varyingly-narrative Cupid Fact Files, it was the first conventional prose story in the series, and also notable for introducing multiple characters who would become recurring presences in the series, including Pythagoras-858, Juliet-178 and Lord Thymon.

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Plot

Pythagoras-858, Prefect of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids' Department of Problem-Solving, sits in his office mulls over the latest impossible task which his Department has been saddled with performing: dealing with Lord Thymon, an eldritch temporal entity from the Void Between Worlds who's been inconveniencing Cupid Fog Ships. He finally makes up his mind to get started, and heads to Lab 5.

There he finds that his fellow Problem-Solvers have filled the entire room with clocks. Valerius-1497 explains that their hope is that such a large concentration of time-pieces will “use up” all the time energy in the room when they summon Thymon, leaving him frozen. Pythe approves of the plan, thinking it wacky enough to actually work on a conceptual entity like Thymon. They retrieve a small Reality Bomb from Storage and start to detonate it, counting on Thymon detecting it and showing up to stop them. The demon indeed materialises, proving to be quite eldritch-looking indeed, notwithstanding a silly hat.

Although indeed frozen in place once he arrives, Thymon high-handedly refuses to negotiate with the Cupids, saying that he has eternity ahead of him and can simply wait in the lab until they get tired of his presence, give in, and send him back. However, Juliet-178 obviates the issue by hitting him with a Cupid Arrow, causing Thymon to immediately mellow out and profess love for and loyalty to the Crew.

Worldbuilding

Universes

  • The story takes place in the Cupid Homeworld. It is explicitly mentioned that the Creator created it: “if the Creator’s garage grew too cramped? Override the boundaries of physical reality and create a whole new universe”.

Other

Continuity

Behind the scenes

Read online

The story can be read on the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids website.