Department of Paradoxes
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The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids' Cupid Intelligence Institute had a Department of Paradoxes.
When a fistfight broke out between Paintbrush-122 and Sketchbook-430 in late 2019, Valerius-1497 commented that “one of them was probably lying about the other being the plagiarist — unless he wasn’t, in which case it was out of his hands and the Department of Paradoxes should be notified”. The Department of Boxing & Fistfighting was also notified but “wanted nothing to do with it” because both combatants were fighting dirty instead of following any proper rules of boxing. (PROSE: Plagiarism of the SavageMen)