The Hermetic Garbage of Jenny Everywhere (novel)

The Hermetic Garbage of Jenny Everywhere
Contents
Hero(es)	Jenny Everywhere
Villain(s)	ARCHONET The Queen of Faerie The Wild Hunt The Rider Archondroids The Limbo-Wraith
Featuring	Laura Drake Moorcock, Moore & Morrison (mentioned) Emily Dickinson (mentioned) Virgil (mentioned) Unnamed librarian Glendalf Mumblecore (mentioned) Jegrekk Gnashtooth “A certain wizarding bad-boy” (mentioned; implied) Unnamed billionaire Absoldar J. Barrington Boartusk Agrzaan Lurgpin Creator of the Orcs (mentioned) Lord Grallyx (mentioned) Octobriana (mentioned) The Magician of Mars (mentioned) Amelia Midnight Penny Anywhere (mentioned) Princess Katerina Corwin (mentioned) Katerina's mother (mentioned) Julie Jacobs Death Jack Kirby (mentioned) Balding man Cashier The Fallen One Chaos Sir Thomas Rhymer (mentioned) The Illumination (mentioned) The Emperor of Mars (mentioned) The Bartender Lockjaw Anansi Osiris Tiresias Morgan Le Fay The Whore of Babylon Irene Adler Achilles Gilgamesh Loki King Solomon (mentioned) Octobriana Skadi (mentioned) James Bond (mentioned) Stardust the Super-Wizard (mentioned) Butterfly (mentioned) Ace Harlem (mentioned) Trashman (mentioned, mimicked) Madam Fatal (mentioned)
Setting	Collapsed Cosmos
Technical Specs
Length	9 Acts
Crew
Writer(s)	Jeanne Morningstar
Background
Dates	August 29th, 2021 - May 8th, 2022
Original link	[1]

The Hermetic Garbage of Jenny Everywhere was a Jenny Everywhere webnovel serialied between 2021 and 2022. The work of Jeanne Morningstar, it is divided in nine Acts.

The storyline concerned the fallout from the collapse of the Multiverse into a single reality, dubbed the “Collapsed Cosmos”, and Jenny Everywhere's journey through a very frayed reality as she tried to restore reality to its former infinite scope. The novel was heavily metafictional and featured references to a number of previous Jenny Everywhere works, as well as other public-domain media.

Contents

Plot

Act 1

Part I

The Multiverse is breaking down, its time-crystals shattering. Jenny Everywhere tries to put it back together as it unravels, but can't manage it in her state of discorporeality, where she is not a singular incarnation with a singular point of view, but simply the collected wills of all Jennies, perceiving fragments of all their lives all at once. She tries to push herself into a single, human frame of reference — and succeeds a little too well. As a single mashed-up reality again reaches some kind of stability, Jenny is a human woman sitting in front of a computer — and remembers nothing of the predicament she was just in…

Part II

Waking up, Jenny reflects on how odd it was that she really believed herself to be some kind of multi-dimensional traveller in her childhood as she makes her coffee. Hearing Laura Drake stirring in the bed, she is briefly comforted by the knowledge that at least, this is a universe in which they're friends — before shaking herself free of the “foolish notion” of her and Laura existing in many universes. Jenny prepares to walk out to the library, but not before grabbing a gas mask (which appears to be entirely normal in this world) and checking the reality stability on her smart phone (81%).

Part III

Walking through the street, where the sky is a “dull staticky grey”, a rather depressed Jenny wonders whatever happened to the heroic hopes and ambitions of her youth. She crosses other paths with other “Chaos-touched souls” wearing gas masks.

Part IV

Jenny arrives at the library, a rather imposing place staffed by librarians wearing long robes and white masks. She uses a password and a glyph on a paving stone to float up to the second level of the library, where she begins looking for the book she came for, the collected poetry of Emily Dickinson. Flipping through the pages, she fixates on the lines “I dwell in Possibility –/A fairer House than Prose –”. Putting down the book thoughtfully, she realises that someone is standing beside her.

Part V

It is a librarian, who speaks in a crackling voice like a distant radio transmission and speaks a confusing prophecy to Jenny: “Beware the hares of March. Beware the march of ideas. Beware of God. Follow the Red Lion. Solve et coagula.”. Their voice then becomes unintelligible and they leaves.

Part VI

A chaos alarm begins blaring, signaling that the reality stability has decreased; as everyone runs for cover and books begin following out of the shelves, and even from the ceiling, Jenny finds herself swallowed up by a whirlpool of books.

She wakes up walking down the street with the Dickinson book, plus and a book on time crystals for Laura, in what may well be a nested fictional reality rather than the “real world” (such as it is), though she has no awareness of that fact at present, merely a niggling sensation that something has slipped her mind.

Part VII

Back in their apartment, Jenny finds Laura lying despondently on the couch. She triumphantly presents Laura with the book on time crystals she asked for. Jenny asks Laura to give her a simplified explanation of what time crystals actually are. As Laura explains, she confusedly feels that some part of her knew all of this already.

Part VIII

Laura asks Jenny about the reason for her absence of three hours; Jenny is surprised to learn she'd been gone that long, and the two discuss the way in which “time appears to be dissolving”. Jenny hopes that this is only a transitional stage in some kind of cosmic alchemical process (“Solve et coagula”). As they talk about all this, Jenny begins to lean in to kiss Laura — but they are interrupted by a knock on the door. When she opens said door, she finds herself faced with a wizard.

Part IX

The wizard is Glendalf, a flamboyantly gay magic-maker and old acquaintance of Jenny's, who had spent the last few years as a recluse. Cheerfully oblivious to Jenny's annoyance at her intimate moment with Laura being nipped in the bud, Glendalf marches a group of twelve leather-clad Orcs into her living room, promising to explaint he reason for his visit momentarily.

Part X

While the Orcs prepare a barbecue dinner, Jenny asks Glendalf what he wants, noting not without annoyance that his intrusion appears to have temporarily caused Laura to drop out of the narrative altogether. Glendalf explains that he intends to go on an adventure with her and the Orcs, though he does not actually have a precise adventure in mind and would like to know if Jenny has any ideas.

Part XI

With Jenny unable to think of an adventure for the time being, she, Glendalf and the Orcs settle in for dinner, since the Orcs have finished preparing their feast. After the meal, while the Orcs talk politics, Jenny and Glendalf get to reminiscing about some of their old adventures together.

Part XII

Jegrekk Gnashtooth, one of the Orcs, overhears Jenny's tales about how she used to shift, and asks her if there's anything to the claims by kids on TikTok that they've achieved the same. Jenny doesn't believe so, as she thinks that shifting is not possible at all in the new reality. The conversation then falls on a billionaire writer who's disgraced the name of magic; Absoldar suggests that they choose as their adventure a break-in at her mansion, to steal not only all her money, but also the Legendary Time Crystal she is said to keep in her basement.

Part XIII

After laying plans, the newly-formed team tuck in for the night. Glendalf has a nightmare in which spiders cover his body, and, due to his wizardly nature, such spiders actually materialise, forcing Jenny to nurse him through it. In the morning, Jenny, Glendalf and four of the orcs (Absoldar, Jegrekk, J. Barrington Boartusk and Agrzaan Lurgpin) set out for the heist aboard an airship which Glendalf had been carrying around in his purse in miniature, but which he is able to magically restore to full size with a few magic words.

Part XIV

On the way to Scotland by blimp, the Orcs tell Jenny about the history of their species. Though nearing the billionaire's mansion, they fly over the woods of Faerie; hearing strange noises, some of the Orcs, and Glendalf, argue that they should touch down to investigate, feeling that no good adventure should be devoid of detours and side-steps. Jenny ends up suggesting the compromise that they make straight for the billionaire's mansion for now, but circle back to the Woods of Faerie once they've obtained the Crystal — something to which the others uneasily agree.

Part XV

As the airship nears the billionaire's huge, overdesigned gothic mansion, the gang go over their plan once more. It involves Jenny and J. Barrington Boartusk gaining entry by posing as documentary filmmakers while Glendalf disables the magical defences; Agrzaan will then sneak to the basement, joined by Jenny, to take the Time Crystal.

Part XVI

The plan goes off without a hitch — until Jenny and Agrzaan hit a snag in their part of the plan: the basement is an endless maze of room filled with miscellaneous memorabilia, with the location of the Time Crystal far from obvious. As they are considering their options, Jenny's phone inconveniently rings as she gets a call from her mum, apparently from “the end of time”. The sound causes various alarms to go off.

Part XVII

After fighting off an East India Company mobile drone cannon, Jenny and Agrzaan finally locate the vault where the Time Crystal was kept, only to find it empty. They get a call from Jegrekk, who reports that the billionaire has been killed by someone with their own agenda and plan, who snuck into her mansion disguised as one of her servant-robots. Jenny deduces that this person must be the one who took the Time Crystal — and just then, said person reveals herself, as none other than Laura!

Part XIX

Laura berates Jenny for having failed to prevent the Multiverse from collapsing; she refuses to give Jenny the Time Crystal and allow her to restore the continua, instead intent on rebuilding the Multiverse herself to what she believes will be a more stable structure, with her as its ultimate ruler. Jenny, though disappointed, refuses to give in and takes a seemingly-magical collapsible staff from her pocket, beginning to duel Laura. As they fight, reality becomes more unstable than ever, rapidly shifting between all the places the two have fought before. As the world dissolves, Jenny screams.

Act II

Part I

A tired, battered Jenny Everywhere wakes up on a deserted beach, having apparently washed up with the tide alongside a log of driftwood. She attempts to remember her last few experiences, which only come back to her in blurry fragments — including the Librarian's prophecy, where “there was something about a hare and something about a lion, and the hare was bad and the lion was good, or something like that”.

Part II

Looking around, Jenny realises that she is on a fairly standard Earth, seemingly devoid of any signs of human life. She realises she was inside a book before, during her adventure with Glendalf, and she wonders if she is now in another or if she is back in the “real world”, such as it is. Looking over what she's carrying in her pack, she finds (among other things) the poems of Emily Dickinson again.

Part III

Reading through the poems, Jenny tries to find prophetic meaning in the words she happened upon. They help her realise that a shrewlike creature she's been watching is actually a very early mammal ancestor to Homo Sapiens, and that she is in the distant past of the Earth. She decides to put herself in a trance to “fast forward” to the rise of humanity.

Part IV

After finding a suitable cave, Jenny puts herself in the trance and remains vaguely aware as the world speeds up around her; she watches as local communities rise and fall, coming to worship the strange, ageless woman in the cave as some kind of deity. Time continues passing, with Jenny unable to come out of her trance — until she sees the sun expanding to engulf the Earth and the stars dying one by one. Once she is surrounded by perfect void, she knows she has reached the End of Time, and is confronted by none other than her mother.

Part V

Jenny's mother is revealed as Amelia Midnight, formerly an adventurer in her own right (existing as one of Jenny's parents in a number of realities across the Multiverse); the amalgamation of all her story-paths, this Amelia “retired” from transtemporal adventuring to become an Archon of the Redoubt after passing on her scarf and goggles to her daughter.

Part VI

Jenny and Amelia bicker about whether Jenny was right to make her own way through the Collapsed Cosmos rather than contact her mother and work with her and the other Archons to fix the hypercontinuum. However, their fight does not last long, and after awkwardly reconciling, they go wait for the Null-Train.

Part VII

After boarding the Null-Train, Jenny and Amelia discuss the current affairs of Redoubt on the way. When they arrived in the part of the Redoubt that is made up of part of Westbrook, they get off the Train, as Amelia is called for professionally.

Part VIII

Jenny heads to the apartment on North Wintle Street which the version of her native to the continuum that this Westbrook was taken from used to share with her adopted sister Julie. She has a heart to hear with Julie about her conflicted feelings concerning Archon Midnight. As Julie heads out on a date, Jenny agrees to keep watch on the apartment for her.

Part IX

When they come to pick Julie up, her new date reveals themself as Death, much to Jenny's unease. The two lovers depart, leaving Jenny to wryly ponder how long this affair is going to last.

Part X

Alone in the apartment, Jenny realises that it has turned back into the very apartment she started from. She reflects sullenly on the current status of the Collapsed Cosmos. Picking up Moorcock's Cornelius Quartet from her shelf, she flips through it randomly and finds a passage that leads her to a fanciful reflection on how the very idea of the Multiverse has been co-opted for profit by small-minded 21st-century companies, losing its wonder.

Part XI

Jenny thinks back to the librarian's prophecy, warning her to “beware the March of Ideas”. Deciding that focusing on something concrete and dear to her, like toast, will help quiet the fizzing of disorganised ideas in her brain, she heads to the convenience store, passing ARCHONET's Grigori on the way.

Part XII

At the convenience store, the man ahead of Jenny at checkout loses his temper when he can't find enough money in his wallet, and begins to rant about “blood and souls” and turn into a monstrous creature. Quickly enough, however, he calms down and turns back to normal. The cashier, taking all of this in stride, informs Jenny that he'll talk to the man's case worker about this and sort everything out. A Grigori enters the store, having detected an incident, but after Jenny and the cashier assure it that everything is under control, it obligingly leaves (though not before giving Jenny herself a lingering look).

Part XIII

Before going home, a despondent Jenny sits on a bench in a park, bemoaning that she sees no obvious target for revolution, the way she would normally fix a broken cosmos. Typhaon, en entity who is simultaneously Chaos and the Fallen One, sits down next to her and begins gloating and proposing to fight her climactically, but Jenny declines, noting that it “just isn't the same” with reality being what it is. Surprisingly enough, the entity concurs and leaves. Jenny rouses herself and heads home.

Part XIV

After reflecting on what could have caused the collapse of the Multiverse, Jenny decides she should start small rather than try to fix everything at once. She decides to try and rejoin Glendalf and the Orcs, though she is unsure of how she will get back to the right “frame of reference”.

Part XV

Having reasoned that if they are anywhere, Glendalf and company must be wandering in Faerie, Jenny decides to go there. Unable to shift (especially under the eyes of ARCHONET), she begins reading, from the Child Ballads, the ballad of Sir Thomas Rhymer.

Part XVI

Walking through LoTempio Street, Jenny soon feels the landscape around her changing, the urban environment being pierced through by some plant life, some butterflies — and then more markedly so, until the gnarled branches of huge trees block out the sun and there are no buildings in sight. Seeing a “voorish light” in the distance, Jenny concludes that she has successfully reached Faerie.

Act 3

Part I

Feeling afraid and “weighed down by the presence of all the things she couldn’t see”, Jenny still keeps moving forward, following the path ahead of her through the woods. On the way she crosses paths with rabbits on several occasions, and wonders if they are anything to do with the Librarian's prophecy about a March Hare, although she thinks the true meaning of the librarian's words is likely to turn out to have been something “infuriatingly symbolic” instead of anything to do with an actual lagomorph.

Part II

Lured away from the path by a voice calling her name, Jenny finds a clearing, also realising that it is now a moonless night even though it was noonday during her previous exploration. In the centre of the clearing is a gnarled, barren tree into which the anguished face of Glendalf has been fused, still trying to warn Jenny to leave before it is too late.

Part III

With Jenny obviously not leaving her friend, the wizard explains that he and the Orcs fell afoul of the Queen of Faerie; though he managed to get the Orcs to a place of safety through a portal, the Queen managed to get him and is now using him as bait for Jenny. Indeed, when she turns around, Jenny finds the Queen standing behind her in full regalia. Jenny greets her, rather casually, as an old acquaintance, though not a friendly one.

Part IV

The Queen of Faerie insists that Jenny leave without Glendalf, whom she considers under her power after he broke the laws of Faerie. With Jenny refusing defiantly (and inwardly feeling good about how this heroic posturing feels reminiscent of her old self), the Queen calls for the Wild Hunt.

Part V

Jenny presses a button on her flashlight, which changes back into a hard-light weapon. She plunges it into the tree and is assaulted by memories of other battles in her previous lives, including “a ray-gun duel with the Emperor of Mars”, a “mecha-dogfight in the skies above Utopia Planitia” and “taking on a super-alien blazing with power in the Cross-Dimensional Martial Arts Tournament”. However, she forces herself to focus on the current situation, not wanting to slip away from Faerie before rescuing Glendalf. Cutting into the bark of the magic tree, she manages to free the wizard.

Part VI

Finding themselves in a different aspect of Faerie, which resembles ruins overrun with ivy, Jenny and Glendalf hear a roar in the distance. They realise that they are indeed being tailed by a modernised, motorcycle-riding version of the Wild Hunt.

Part VII

The riders, who appear as burning skeletons in post-apocalyptic leather outfits, attack. Using her staff and light-knife, Jenny begins to fight them off, ironically finding it to be one of the least stressful things she's done during this whole Collapsed Cosmos ordeal, but their superior numbers threaten to overwhelm her and Glendalf.

Part VIII

Finding that brute force is doing little against these “creatures of deep magic”, Jenny has a flash of inspiration and uses a martial art based on “striking the enemy's pressure points and using their own energy against them”. Using it against the particular Rider she is exchanging blows with at the moment, she successfully causes him to explode under his own “infernal energies”.

Part IX

After witnessing their colleague's explosive end, the other riders of the Wild Hunt disperse, but Glendalf warns Jenny that the Hunt will not give up so easily. Looking for a way out of Faerie, the two explore the ruined city and stumble upon the entrance to a Red Lion pub.

Part X

As she stares at the door, Jenny recovers her memory of the Red Lion Inn, “one of the great disreputable interstitial bars and taverns of the hypercosmos”, which had the ability to change its location to evade detection by powers like ARCHONET, and to connect to a number of universes through underground tunnels, and was frequented by “heroes seeking quests, criminals on the run from the law, queer people seeking hookups, and anyone looking for a place to stay”.

Part XI

The bouncer, Lockjaw, readily recognises Jenny and lets her and Glendalf in. Inside, various other odd characters (including “cyborg soldiers and supermen, orcs and elves, detectives and witches, gods and demons”) are socialising, including several mythical figures Jenny recognises, such as Osiris or Morgan Le Fay. While she is taking all this in, Jenny hears a voice from behind her, which, instead of introducing herself, starts the conversation with a knowingly bad pun; Jenny whirls round to find none other than the Bartender.

Part XII

Jenny explains her and Glendalf's predicament to the Bartender, whose name, as it transpires, is Mary. Although she states that she doesn't have the power to free Glendalf from the “mark” of the Wild Hunt, she uses the Wisdom of Solomon to determine that there may be someone in the Inn who does have that power.

Part XIII

As they look through the crowd, Jenny spots a familiar face: Octobriana. The Bartender begins to tell Jenny to be careful around her, as she has a habit of getting into fights, but Jenny only sees an old friend.

Part XIV

A description of Octobriana's background is given.

Part XV

Jenny walks over to Octobriana, whom she greets as “Nadia”. Octobriana is surprised to see Jenny alive and quickly goes to pieces, with it becoming apparent that she has not taken the fraying of reality and her own part in stride as Jenny has done. Jenny tries to comfort her, but Octobriana recalls from her touch.

Part XVI

Having regained some strength from his mimosa drink, Glendalf comes over to greet Octobriana too. Being reunited with two of her friends from the League of Liberation begins to make Octobriana feel better as she grows more confident that the reality she is currently in is in fact “real”.

Part XVII

Jenny tries to entice Octobriana to join her and Glendalf on their current adventure. However, Octobriana claims to have sworn of adventuring altogether, being haunted by her memories of how their adventures together at the League of Liberation ended, with the death of Trashman.

Part XVIII

It is explained that the death of Trashman occurred in 1968 during the events which also saw the final defeat of Stardust. With Trashman, the “truest believer” in the cause, gone, and their primary aim achieved (albeit at a high cost), the League of Liberation had disbanded. Remembering all of this vividly, Octobriana reiterates her refusal to help.

Part XIX

However, Jenny tells Octobriana about the Wild Hunt being on Glendalf's trail, persuading her that the best she can do to honour Trashman's death is to ensure that another one of the old gang doesn't die in vain too. Octobriana reluctantly accepts in principle but notes that her Wonder Machine is in a state of disrepair. Undeterred, Jenny resolves to find the Magician from Mars who she thinks will be able to fix it, also realising that, with the Wonder Machine, she would once again stand a chance of finding the Legendary Time Crystal.

Part XX

Their musings are interrupted when a group of Archondroids enter the Red Lion Inn. While most of the guests make their way out through the back of the bar and into the network of tunnels, Octobriana insists on staying to fight the droids straight-on, despite the Bartender urging her otherwise.

Part XXI

In an effort to exfiltrate her against her will, Glendalf casts a [Sleep] spell on her. However, he finds that as she is quite heavy and significantly taller than him, he cannot simply carry her unconscious form out as he intended. Jenny runs to help, but too late: the Archondroids are in, alongside a small squad of human operatives.

Part XXII

Jenny freezes in fear for a few instant, but then realises she can use this to her advantage. She whistles on a frequency that only Fae can hear, thus summoning the Wild Hunt back to their current location, in the hope that they and the Archondroids will keep each other busy.

Part XXIII

The Wild Hunt and Archondroids start destroying each other, with the confused and increasingly worried human enforcers joining in. In the confusion, Jenny and Glendalf managed to carry Octobriana together, and the three head into the tunnels.

Act IV

Part I

After an indeterminate amount of time wandering the dark, cramped tunnels, Jenny and Glendalf find a stairway and climb it up into a new location. It is a forest reminiscent of Faerie but with a different “feel” to it, and covered in thick fog.

Part II

They realise that they are in a Limbo realm.

Part III

In the fog, the trio find a cabin, empty but with a warm fire in its hearth, which they deduce to be drawn from a dream that became a part of the Limbo realm. They settle there, having tea before going to bed.

Part IV

Jenny wakes up well-rested, feeling as though she has just been dreaming, but only remembering “a vague feeling of running around corridors and looking for something that was always out of reach”. She finds Glendalf already up and making a hearty breakfast. Octobriana is the last to wake up, immediately complaining about not having gotten to fight the Archondroids like she wanted. Jenny and Glendalf promise her she'll get a chance to get in a fight soon enough.

Part V

Despite Jenny's earlier certainty that she had not slept since finding herself in the Collapsed Cosmos, she, Glendalf and Octobriana exchange words suggesting they now feel as though their adventure has been going on for a week. Jenny notes, however, that she feels almost completely like her old self again now, although her recovery is still fragile.

Part VI

With Glendalf confessing that he has “a suspicion [the three] are in a stalling-for-time part of the adventure”, they decide to pass the time inside the cabin until they land upon an attractive idea of where to go next. Jenny suggests playing some music, though the other two are less than enthusiastic about her initial suggestion of a symphony on kazoo.

Part VII

Jenny finds a more suitable instrument, a theriamen, and soon “eerily beautiful electronic sounds, hopeful and mournful, fill the room”. Octobriana begins to cry as all her tensions finally come unwound, which Jenny knows she needed.

Part VIII

After the song ends to a round of applause from Glendalf, the wizard notices Jenny and Octobriana holding hands and decides to go out and do some scouting of the limbo dimension so as to leave them their privacy.

Part IX

Jenny tries to begin a conversation, but instead Octobriana leans in to kiss her.

Part X

After confirming out loud that they have the same intent, the two move to bed and make love — which seems to be the final push for Jenny to finally feel completely like her old self again, regaining the same breadth of perspective she had as a multidimensional being, even though the Multiverse itself is not yet restored.

Part XI

Jenny and Octobriana remain in bed together and reminisce about their relationship in the good old days and their activities in the PPP. Suddenly, Jenny sits up, hit by a flash of inspriation.

Part XII

Given that “March” is etymologically “the month of Mars”, she realises that the Librarian's warning to “beware the March of Ideas” must have been a veiled reference to the Magician from Mars. She tells Octobriana about her suspicion after giving her the necessary background about her encounter with the “creepy Librarian” in the first place. She also says that she believes the reference to “God” referred to ARCHONET and that ARCHONET must be behind the collapse itself.

Part XIII

Octobriana asks Jenny why she trusts the Librarian, with Jenny replying that somehow she felt as though the Librarian was “familiar. She was part of what I was, what I needed to get back to”. Their conversation is interrupted by a loud knock; Glendalf has returned from his scouting. However, further knocking is heard even after he comes into the cabin.

Part XIV

Jenny hesitantly opens the door, revealing what appears to be an undead Trashman. Glendalf warns Jenny and Octobriana that it's actually a Limbo-Wraith wrapping itself in their traumatic memories of Trashman's death. At any rate, the Trashman-like creature, its body seeming to glitch in and out of focus, threatens the three with a claim that “[they] belong… in the dead… with [him]”.

Part XV

Jenny is briefly paralysed by guilt, acknowledging to herself that she does not deserve to live when she's failed so many “people she couldn’t save, people who gave their lives for her”. However, when the Limbo-Wraith elects to attack Octobriana first, Jenny's protective instincts overwhelm her self-doubt, and she pulls out her staff to begin fighting the entity.

Part XVI

Jenny's berserk attack succeeds in beginning to dissolve the Limbo-Wraith, but also destablises the limbo-realm itself. Thinking quickly, Glendalf warns them that the three of them will be cast off in Time, separated; he casts a Remember spell to make sure Jenny and Octobriana remember to try and find each other, as well as to locate the Magician.

Part XVII

After saying his goodbyes to Jenny and Octobriana in case they don't meet again, Glendalf raises his staff above his head and unleashes his most powerful combative spell, “Ultimate Destruction Wave”. Its pink fire dissolves everything around him, with the cabin and its realm disappearing as well. Jenny finds herself plunged in “infinite greyness” for an indefinable amount of time, then regains consciousness, waking up somewhere new.

Worldbuilding

Jenny Everywhere

• This story features a Jenny who, due to the damage to reality, has ceased quite believing that she ever actually had counterparts in other universes as more than figments of youthful imagination. She has muddled memories from various incarnations of hers from before the Multiverse's collapse, including:
  • the Jenny who once took a literature exam about Alexandre Dumas in one universe;
  • the Jenny who partook in a summoning ritual;
  • Several unidentified Jennies who were wizards.
• It is noted that Jenny often has a talent for seeing both sides of an issue.
• In a number of realities, Jenny Everywhere had two mothers: Captain Amelia Midnight, an adventuress in her own right (captaining the hypership Zephyrus), and the Princess Katerina Corwin, with “Corwin” being a last name used by many incarnations of Jenny. She was raised on the hidden interdimensional Island of Barbelo, thus keeping her safe from her mothers' many enemies. Eventually, each Jenny would in turn leave their version of Barbelo, sometimes drawn away by Laura Drake or her fellow shifter Penny Anywhere, sometimes as its only survivor after its destruction.
• In another set of continua, Jenny grows up in Westbrook, Wisconsin with a pair of adopted white parents and an adopted sister called Julie. She then tends to “pass back and forth between a large number of careers which usually tend to end in disaster, from landscaper to circus acrobat to giant robot pilot”. In some of these universes she gets along with her parents, but in others they end up becoming estranged.
• Jenny notes that in many of her past lives, she daydreamed about being a pirate while working as a cashier.

Laura Drake

• In the Collapsed Cosmos, Jenny and Laura are friends. They appear to live together in a single apartment, with Jenny being at least willing to take their relationship further. Later, inside Jenny's adventure with Glendalf, which may reflect a nested fictional reality, Laura resurfaces in a more villainous incarnation, appearing as “a woman in a sort of deep blue Napoleonic military uniform with a white cape, holding a sword at her side”.

Jenny Anywhere

• “Penny Anywhere” is a fellow shifter to Jenny Everywhere. In a number of incarnations, her arrival on the Island of Barbelo is what inspires Jenny to leave it to explore the outside world.

Death

• Death is referred to with “they/them” pronouns. They appear as “a gloomy-looking individual dressed in a black suit, with black lipstick and nail polish”, speaking in a “deep sepulchral voice”.

Octobriana

• The Octobriana at the Red Lion Inn appears as “tall, muscular”, with “majestic” silver hair in a ponytail; “beautiful in the way a mountain [is] beautiful”her majestic silver hair raked up into an enormous ponytail. She wears cut-off jean shorts and a ripped T-shirt saying “TRANS RAGE”, and hears her usual tattoo of a red star on her forehead.
• Octobriana, in general, is also known as “Nadezhda Pacenikov” or “the Spirit of the October Revolution”. Among her origins in various universes include her being a time traveller from an utopian Communist civilization in the far future to help guide us there, the daughter of a family of godlike beings that ruled an ancient empire who was cast out when she turned against them and slew her own kin, or even “a psychic manifestation of the will of the proletariat”. She is also described as a kind of “anti-James Bond”.

Universes

• The story takes place in a “Collapsed Cosmos” where reality has become transient and friable.

Other

• Jenny believes that her so-called “fantasies” about being a multi-dimensional entity were rooted in “some weird mishmash of 60-80s British counterculture media (Moorcock, Moore, Morrison and the rest)”, combined with “half-digested occultism and quantum physics”.
• Jenny eats her toast with jam.
• “Keeping a lot of books in one place [is dangerous in unstable reality conditions”. Because of this, the library Jenny visits is somewhat larger on the inside than it looks from the outside; each room is bounded by“ a carefully maintained magic circle painted in scarlet” to mitigate the effect.
• The I Ching, the Bible or the poems of Virgil are popular choices when attempting to foretell the future using a book, but Jenny prefers using the collected poetry of Emily Dickinson.
• Various shared adventures between Glendalf and Jenny Everywhere in “the good old days” include “battling Lord Grallyx on the astral plane”, “besieging the Tower of Zirma with Octobriana”, and “getting high with the Magician of Mars in Washington to levitate the Pentagon”. He also once helped her deal with recurring memories of “shifting through the Overvoid”, which is also where, in some universes, infant versions of Jenny were found and adopted by various versions of Amelia Midnight.
• Absoldar “used to be a hitman in the Orc mafia”.
• Amelia Midnight is “famous all over the hypercontinuum”.
• The City of Redoubt is assembled it from “bits of timelines that had been destroyed or erased, chewed up and spit out by the hypercontinuum”, such as the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Sankore Madrassah of Timbuktu, the Council House of Prophetstown, the Triple Towers of Neo New York, and a fragment of Westbrook, Wisconsin.
• In the early 21st century, various cinematic franchises exploit the concept of the Multiverse in a way that Jenny deems pedestrian to the point of crassness; they include “the next phase of Marvel movies” and Space Jam 2.
• Books on Jenny's shelf include “the Plasmanomicon, the Jack Kirby Eternals omnibus, the special edition of the Bible with all the sex scenes left in”, a “collection of unfinished stories about her from across the continua”, and Michael Moorcock's Cornelius Quartet.
• At some point, the Queen of Faerie was in love with a version of Jenny Everywhere, although the “Collapsed” Jenny does not remember this.
• Jenny's light-blade was a gift from the Abstract of Illumination.
• The Red Lion Inn is “one of the great disreputable interstitial bars and taverns of the hypercosmos”. There are many other pubs named after the Red Lion in other universes, however.
• At some point before the multiversal collapse, Jenny Everywhere, Glendalf, Octobriana, the Magician from Mars, and several other heroes including Butterfly, Ace Harlem, Trashman and Madam Fatal were part of a superhero team known as the League of Liberation, part of the “Sixth International”, a secret organization which opposed the Sixth Column, a cult that worshipped the “fascist space god Stardust the Super-Wizard.
• Glendalf uses a witchlight to light his and Jenny's ways through the tunnels beneath the Red Lion Inn.

Continuity

• Jenny has memories of leaving a literature exam to partake in an adventure involving Dracula and the Three Musketeers, something which occurred in PROSE: Preludes and Distractions, as well as of engaging in a summoning ritual, a potential allusion to PROSE: Jenny Everywhere and the Lord of Hell.
• Lord Grallyx, introduced in PROSE: Jenny Everywhere and the Lord of Hell, is mentioned.
• One of the adventures Jenny and Glendalf reminisce about involved the Tower of Zirma, a potential allusion to COMIC: Mrs Zirma.
• Jenny states that she got her scarf and goggles from her mother. This idea was first floated by COMIC: The Late Shift, where the suggestion was that this mother was the actual Amelia Earhart; here, she is instead the interdimensional adventurer Amelia Midnight, though the “Amelia” first name is an obvious allusion.
• A fragment of Westbrook, Wisconsin is part of the patchwork of never-was timelines that make up the Redoubt. It is noted that this city is well-known to Jenny, as she lives there with adopted white parents in a number of continua, alongside her sister Julie. Indeed, one universe's Jenny was previously shown to be a native of, and the superhero protector of, Westbrook, in COMIC: The Jenny Everywhere Chronicles, with Julie appearing in a supporting role.
• One of the books in Jenny's apartment is the Plasmanomicon, gifted to her by David in COMIC: My Bloody Valentine.
• Some people believe the collapse of the Multiverse was a delayed aftereffect of the “Great Webcomic Crossover Wars of 2007”, a reference to COMIC: The Crossing Over Worlds, published in 2007.

Behind the scenes

Background

Jeanne Morningstar wrote an introduction for the story when they began serialising it.

Well, I’d been stalled on my writing for a while and I wanted to write a chaotic, improvisatory piece where I’d be able to add a little bit to it every day. I decided a Jenny Everywhere story would be perfect for that. I’ve made a lot of attempts to write Jenny Everywhere stories that didn’t work out, including the previous revamp of this blog, but the Jenny Everywhere wiki and the recent small burst of activity this Jenny Everywhere Day inspired me to have another go at it. It’s worked out surprisingly well so far, easily the longest piece I’ve ever written with the character. A major catalyst for this piece was finally reading all of Michael Moorcock’s Cornelius Quartet. This story involves much more in the way of sexual content and incendiary politics than previous Jenny Everywhere stories of mine, in keeping with its inspirations, the counterculture-inspired Barbelithic roots of the character, and the general tenor of the historical period in which we are living. This story involves a number of open source characters and ones from public domain literature and Golden Age comics; all the attributions will be gathered in the final post.

—Jeanne Morningstar

The story is also preceded by a quote from The High History of the Holy Graal, translated by Sebastian Evans:

Josephus telleth us that the semblances of the islands changed themselves by reason of the divers adventures that by the pleasure of God befell therein… For, when they had entered into a forest or an island where they had found any adventure, and they came there another time, they found holds and castles and adventures of another kind, so that their toils and travails might not weary them, and also for that God would that the land should be conformed to the New Law.

—“The High History of the Holy Graal”

It contains a number of cultural references and allusions. For example, the transphobic British billionaire-writer against whom Glendalf bears a grudge is transparently a satirical depiction of J.K. Rowling, while Glendalf himself and his twelve Orcs knocking at Jenny's doors are reminiscent of J.R.R. Tolkien's Gandalf and his company of Dwarves at the beginning of The Hobbit.

Additionally, the title is a pun on The Airtight Garage of Jerry Cornelius, or more specifically on its original French title (Le Garage Hermétique de Jerry Cornelius), playing on the fact that the French term “hermétique” (which actually, at least in this context, translates as “airtight”) resembles the English alchemical term “hermetic”.

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