Absoldar

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Absoldar was an Orc who was once “a hitman in the Orc mafia”. He was more heroic than this background would suggest, but still quick to suggest robbery and guns as solutions to problems.

After the collapse of the Multiverse into a Collapsed Cosmos, Jenny Everywhere “fell into a book” at a library (where reality was particularly unstable). As her life mixed with the plot of the book, she received a visit at her apartment from the wizard Glendalf who had brought twelve Orcs with him and wanted to go on an adventure with her; Absoldar was among them. They eventually settled on robbing the manor of a billionaire in Scotland to steal her money and the Legendary Time Crystal she kept in her vault. Only four of the Orcs actually went along on the trip, Absoldar once more being one of them. His role in the actual heist was unclear. (PROSE: The Hermetic Garbage of Jenny Everywhere)