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Clockwork Cherub

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Clockwork Cherubs were small, cartoonishly-designed cherub-like robots. They were capable of independent consciousness, although, barring defects, they could not disobey their core programming.

Nature

Clockwork Cherubs were around two feet in height, and made of “solid copper alloy”. There existed seventeen different “Marks” of Clockwork Cherubs, created in batches of one hundred by the Great Foundries based on designs by the Cherubs' Creator. They included Mark Is through Mark XVIIs. (PROSE: The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids)

Their internal components included an internal heating system, Anxiety Springs, liver crystals. (PROSE: Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving) voice boxes, (PROSE: The Szaclowk & the Halfworld) thermometers placed where humans had lungs, (PROSE: The Labors of Juliet) and Gemstone Hearts. (PROSE: The Green Gorillas) They needed to rewind periodically. (COMIC: A Visit to Doc-012) Some of them had pain receptors, which they could remove at no loss of efficiency. (PROSE: Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery) They had the ability to interface with any electrical appliance created before the 1960s. (PROSE: Pessimist and the Dromedaries)

Although winged, Clockwork Cherubs could not fly under their own power unless anti-gravity circuits were strapped to their person. (PROSE: The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids) Not every Cherub in the Crew had access to such devices, and indeed, some could be officially banned from owning one. (PROSE: The Time of the Toymaker)

It was highly unusual for Clockwork Cherubs to be female, though not unheard-of. They were also all asexual and aromantic, although Juliet-178 occasionally pretended she was an exception to this rule on top of being female. (PROSE: Of Romeos and Juliets)

History

Clockwork Cherubs were invented in 1960 in the Prime Universe by a scientist to whom her creations referred as simply “the Creator”. They were given Fog Ships with interdimensional travel capacities, as well as a pocket universe to call their own, and given the task of journeying through all realities to stamp our hatred and replace it with (artificially-induced) universal love. The Clockwork Cherubs who fulfilled this mission were known as the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids. However, they were not the only Clockwork Cherubs in the Multiverse; some, due to programming defects, gained the ability to break off from their programming and became renegades and reprobates travelling the Multiverse by themselves. (PROSE: The Grand Multiverse Hotel)

Marks

To date the Great Foundries have produced seventeen models of Clockwork Cherub, with one hundred units in each production run - although after the events of The Labors of Juliet there are more than 100 Mark II Cherubs.

Prototype

While not called the "Mark 0", there is a single Cupid Prototype with the production number 000. As far as revealed, it is still operational.

Mark I

 
Colonel-028 is a Mark I Cherub with a monocle

Mark Is were the original design of Clockwork Cherubs built by Cupida Hartnell. They were taller than later models, with a chest unit separated from the base of the legs by a tubular waist. Their limbs were articulated with elbows and knees, and their “hair” was a simplistic metal cap on top of their circular head. (PROSE: The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids)

Known Mark Is include the Cupid Prime (#001), Doc-012, Colonel-028, Rosen-035, and Doctor Sigma-063. Claus-025 is currently missing and believed non-operational.

Mark II

The Mark IIs were the second Mark of Clockwork Cherubs designed by the Creator, following the taller Mark Is. Juliet-178 was a Mark II. (PROSE: The Labors of Juliet) Accordingly, her many duplicates were also technically Mark IIs, despite being obviously newer than “legitimate” Mark IIs, something other Cupids tended to find disturbing. (PROSE: Of Romeos and Juliets)

The most famous, and numerous, Mark II is Juliet-178 and all the rest. Other, singular, Mark IIs include Nadar-124 and Amour-159.

Mark III

No technical data

The malfunctioning Mandragora-257 was originally a Mark III. Pessimist-242, despite his psychological quirks, still is.

Mark IV

 
Colonel-028 (a Mark I) remembering the Mark IVs of old. (COMIC: Scaled-Up Soldier)

The Mark IVs were a mark of Clockwork Cherub; in contrast with prior and subsequent Cupids, who were smaller than humans, Mark IVs were built for war, huge colossi with almost draconic features. (COMIC: Scaled-Up Soldier)

Mark IVs include Vinter-328, Judicator-337, and Amadeo-378.

 
Dandy-432 is a well dressed Mark V

Mark V

No technical data

Mark V units include the extremely fashionable Dandy-432.

Mark VI

No technical data

Mark VIs include Marksmanship-522.

Mark VII

No technical data

Mark VIII

No technical data

Known Mark VIIIs include Edwin-750 and Tracker-764.

 
Pythagoras-858 is a Mark IX wearing a trenchcoat and hat

Mark IX

No technical data

Known Mark IXs include Gaius-816 and Pythagoras-858.

 
Aquaintanceship-982 is a Mark X Cherub

Mark X

No technical data

Known Mark Xs include Bibliophile-962, Amity-965 and Aquaintanceship-982.

Mark XI

No technical data

Romeo-1020, who became involved in the Juliet-178 matter, was a Mark XI, as were Sigmund-1028. and Larrikin-1029.

Mark XII

No technical data

Mark XIII

Mark XIIIs were a mark of Clockwork Cherubs; they were barely a decade old in 2019.

The Mark XIIIs had a particularly bright golden sheen, and “stiff limbs”. (PROSE: The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids)

Known Mark XIIIs include Conspiracy-1263 and Carter-1277.

Mark XIV

No technical data

Mark XV

No technical data

Valerius-1497 was constructed as a Mark XV and may yet be one again.

Mark XVI

No technical data

Mark XVII

Mark XVIIs were a mark of Clockwork Cherub. Cupid Fact File #001 compared them to the Mark Is, noting they were the youngest Mark of Cherubs yet extant as of the last update to the File. Mark XVIIs were small and streamlined, with round heads, plus-sign-shaped eyes, and bendable limbs. They had a power core in the centre of their chest, from which piping ran on the outside, forming an X pattern. (PROSE: The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids)

On April 29th, 2019, (PROSE: The Faction of the Fooling Fish) Foreman-964 sprained his wrist after “falling down stairs while yelling at a Mark 17 Cupid to get off of his yard”. At this time, a Mark 17 was also employed at Foreman's own Department of Construction, being its youngest member: Excavator-1642. (PROSE: Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery)

Known Mark-XVIIs include Excavator-1642 and Robespierre-1665.

Mark XVIII

Mark XVIIIs were a new mark of Clockwork Cherub which, in 2019, were scheduled for rollout “next summer”. One Cupid had been given reason to believe that they would be even smaller and lither than the last few models, continuing the trend for Marks to decrease in size over time. (COMIC: Scaled-Up Soldier (comic story)