Cupid Parliament

The Cupid Parliament
Group Information
Origin	Cupid Homeworld
Type	Political body
Bases	Cupid Parliament building
Leaders	The Cupid Prime
Behind the Scenes
First seen in	PROSE: The Mob of the Maroon Magpie
Also seen in	PROSE: Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (mentioned) PROSE: Of Romeos and Juliets PROSE: The Wellsians PROSE: The Toymaker's Labyrinth (mentioned) PROSE: The Drove of the Demesmaekerite-Dyed Discordias PROSE: The Cupid Suggestion Box COMIC: A Slight Misunderstanding (mentioned) PROSE: Magic Trick PROSE: The Ghosts and the Machine PROSE: The Book of Evil PROSE: The Time of the Toymaker
Copyright	Lupan Evezan & Aristide Twain

The Cupid Parliament was the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids' governing body, stepping in after the Creator retired from public life.

Nature

The Cupid Parliament's membership was made up of the Prefects of the many departments of the Cupid Intelligence Institute, and overseen by the Copper-Colored Council of Elders, made up of the ten oldest Mark I Clockwork Cherubs including the Cupid Prime himself. (PROSE: The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids) Other members included various “Cupids of Interest”, such as the head operatives of the Scarlet Wings and Blue Feather task-forces. On the other hand, by special exception, Foreman-964 and Conspiracy-1263 were banned from participating in Parliamentary debates despite their status as Prefects due to how unproductive they were in conversation, even by the Parliament's standards. (PROSE: Magic Trick)

The Parliament was infamous for getting drawn into lengthy, circular debates about trivial matters. (PROSE: The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids) They held council in the Cupid Parliament building. (PROSE: The Cupid Suggestion Box)

History

In 1994, the Cupid Parliament decided, after some debate, that the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids should maintain neutrality with the Mob of the Maroon Magpie. (PROSE: The Mob of the Maroon Magpie)

A “few years” before 2019, the Cupid Parliament were sent a two-way communicator distress signal by Amity-965, who had been taken prisoner in the Discordia Dimension. They dispatched a battalion of Fog Ships led by Amadeo-378 to the rescue. (PROSE: The Drove of the Demesmaekerite-Dyed Discordias)

In 2019, the Parliament made the emergency decision of exiling the Sisters of Juliet to Dimension 1579. (PROSE: Of Romeos and Juliets)

At some point prior to Pessimist-242 and Larrikin-1029's adventure in the Workshop of Madame Tarsa, (PROSE: The Cupid Suggestion Box) the Copper-Colored Council of Elders put up the Cupid Suggestion Box. Among other things, (PROSE: The Cupid Suggestion Box) Pessimist's Fog Ship put in a request with the Parliament for them to officially grant vacation time to the increasing number of non-Clockwork Cherub members of the Crew, such as the sentient Fog Ship itself. (PROSE: The Toymaker's Labyrinth, The Cupid Suggestion Box) They agreed to put it to a vote in the Parliament, (PROSE: The Cupid Suggestion Box) and later rubber-stamped a more bounded version of the original proposal, which seemed to broadly satisfy the targets. (PROSE: Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas) They also got a threatening note from a nonexistent Cupid who signed Wicked-6666, as well as a number of highly frivolous requests, with Foreman-964's insistence on sending them messages asking them to take his side in his feud with Philatel-426 ultimately causing them to put guards around the Suggestion Box to prevent him or the equally spamming-prone Acquaintanceship-982 from accessing it. On what would ultimately become the Suggestion Box's last day in operation, Larrikin-1029 also accidentally broke one of the windows of the Cupid Parliament building, leaving an apologetic note in the Suggestion Box. After a few more inane suggestions, the Elders agreed to stop operating the Suggestion Box altogether. (PROSE: The Cupid Suggestion Box)

When they received an S.O.S. from Morningstar 1 Base on Colony World #2, the Cupid Parliament debated what to do at some length until they decided to do what they usually did, namely send in the Department of Problem-Solving. (PROSE: The Resurrection of the Wellsians) After the Problem-Solvers returned with news that the Wellsians had returned, the Parliament made an official statement to the Crew, claiming that it was “nothing to worry about”. (PROSE: The Wellsians)

Increasingly frustrated by their rebuffing of his suggestions, Conquest-932 founded the Triangular Society with the aim of overthrowing the Parliament as well as the Cupid Prime. (COMIC: A Slight Misunderstanding)

On the day of the faceless magician incident, the Parliament had been engaged for nine days in a protracted debate about whose responsibility it was to replace the ink in the typewriter of Stenographer-123 (who typed down the Parliamentary logs) when it ran out, the main contenders being the Department of Discipline and the Department of Documentation. Despite being banned from the Parliament, Foreman-964 had snuck in, hiding under his desk for most of the debates before revealing himself. Just as it was about to descend into sheer fisticuffs, the argument finally ended when the destruction of the typewriter in question by the magic rabbits rendered it moot. For the first time ever, one of Acquaintanceship-982's suggestions was listened to as he moved that they all run for it. (PROSE: Magic Trick)

On Halloween 2019, the Cupid Parliament were gathered for their own portion of the Halloween celebrations when the Spirit Realm Gateway collapsed into a dimensional rift that let the Great Ghost's legion into the Homeworld. Conducting a “hasty” vote where they were standing, the Parliament told the Cupid Prime to use the Emergency Transport Button. (PROSE: The Ghosts and the Machine)

Many entries in the Book of Evil urged Cupids to report sightings of various villains to the Parliament if they occurred, including the Wellsians. An addendum stressed that this did not apply to villains who had been redeemed since being included in the Book, most especially Lord Thymon, whom people seemed to pointlessly report en masse owing to his having moved to the Cupid Homeworld permanently. (PROSE: The Book of Evil)

They reluctantly authorised the celebration of Christmas in the Cupid Homeworld from 2020 onwards due to pressure from the Homeworld's non-Clockwork Cherub inhabitants, such as Lord Thymon and Sneernobiel — but tasked Pythagoras-858 with handling the actual setting up by himself. (PROSE: The Time of the Toymaker)