Collective of the Retconning Crocodiles

The Collective of theRetconning Crocodiles
Group Information
Type	Organisation
Bases	The Time Sewers
Members	Unnamed Retconning Crocodile
Behind the Scenes
First seen in	PROSE: The Faction of the Fooling Fish (mentioned)
Also seen in	PROSE: Pessimist and the Dromedaries (mentioned) PROSE: The Strangely-Colored Secret Societies PROSE: The Time of the Toymaker PROSE: Multiversal Mischief (mentioned) PROSE: The Case Against Conspiracy (mentioned) COMIC: The Beginner's Guide to Multiversal Theory
Copyright	Aristide Twain

The Collective of the Retconning Crocodiles was a malevolent organisation made up of intelligent, time- and dimension-travelling crocodiles.

Nature

The Retconning Crocodiles were believed to dwell in an interstitial dimension known as the Time Sewers, from which they could access whatever other universes they wanted, spontaneously creating manholes that connected the Sewers to the world of their destination. (COMIC: The Beginner's Guide to Multiversal Theory)

History

The sentient crocodiles making up the Collective were among the creatures genetically engineered by Professor Scarper of the First Horde using a mutagen initially developed to create creatures loyal to the Horde. Even after the Horde stopped funding Scarper's experiments, erasing all knowledge of themselves from him or them, this meant that Scarper's creations were compelled to form Strangely-Colored Secret Societies of their own. The crocodiles followed this pattern, arranging themselves into the Collective of the Retconning Crocodiles. (PROSE: The Strangely-Colored Secret Societies)

Doctor Sigma mentioned the Collective of the Retconning Crocodiles' Time Sewers as part of a lecture on the various existing methods of interdimensional travel. As an example, he showed images of a Retconning Crocodile using the Sewers to access a natural location where there should not have been any utility manholes, to the puzzlement of a Red-Bearded Gnome. (COMIC: The Beginner's Guide to Multiversal Theory)

At some point, a Retconning Crocodile was captured by the Drove of the Database-Compiling Dromedaries and imprisoned in Research Laboratory 6, but it was able to rewrite time to erase its capture from the timeline. It chose to leave behind a taunting note informing the Dromedaries of what had occurred, rather than leave them blissfully ignorant that they'd had any contact with the Collective at all. Darius would later mention this incident to Pessimist-242. (PROSE: Pessimist and the Dromedaries)

The Geometron Pentagon once brokered an ill-fated alliance with the “horrible three-dimensional reptiles”, which, after its failure, eroded the population's trust in the Pentagon. (PROSE: Multiversal Mischief) They were also involved in the quest for the Frost King's treasure, as were the Wellsians.

The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids had various files on the Crocodiles in their Archives, but they kept disappearing; although Herodotus-724 thought there was a chance they had simply been misplaced, it seemed sadly likely to Bibliophile-962 that the Crocodiles had retconned them out of existence to protect their secrets. (PROSE: The Time of the Toymaker, The Case Against Conspiracy, COMIC: The Beginner's Guide to Multiversal Theory) It was also suspected that Crocodile retconning occasionally affected other Files in the Archive; for example, Fact File #444, concerning the Faction of the Fooling Fish, once claimed that their first meeting with the Cupids had occurred in 2011 rather than 2019. (PROSE: The Faction of the Fooling Fish)