“Bonham” (Who Laws the Lawyers?)
One version of Bunny Nullhare once materialised in the 925th Universe and adopted the persona of fictional video game villain Bonham.
Description
Physical appearance
Copying the classic design of the original character “Bonham” appeared as a “portly, mustachioed, blue-furred cartoon hare with beady red eyes, easily nine feet tall”. He spoke in a perfect copy of actor Dwight White's voice, as White had at the time recently been cast as Bonham in a Super Benito Siblings movie. (PROSE: Who Laws the Lawyers?)
Biography
With no awareness of his true nature as a Null-entity, Bonham, upon emerging from nonexistence, was initially fixated on finding and defeating Bonham's canonical enemies, Benito and Giovanni. After the Multidimensional Finders Service proved unhelpful in locating them due to them not actually existing, he attacked the M.F.S. office itself, at the wheel of “a hovercraft resembling a red, white, and black bumper car with a jester’s face on the front and a cannon affixed to the bottom”, the latter “clearly too small to contain more than a single shot and lacking any “readily apparent means of loading it from inside”, but which was nevertheless fully functional thanks to cartoon logic. After breaking down the M.F.S. office's door, he was drawn into a battle against Dynamite Thor as well as an experience Bunny Everyhare, who had shifted in to fix the situation.
As the battle dragged on, set to a bit of copyrighted Kyujudo boss music, the Man in Grey and Jenny Over-There became worried about its eventual outcome and eventually decided to notify Kyujudo's legal department about “the unauthorised use of their intellectual property”, hoping that such a climax would be sufficiently out of left field to count as acceptably comical by the cartoon logic which governed the lives of the two Null-creature buns. Kyujudo dispatched a platoon of Legalmen, who made short work of the villain. After “Bonham” was defeated, he came to his senses, realising who and what he really was, and calmed down as a result. Everyhare offered him the chance to join Bunny Town, but he elected to fade back into nonexistence for a while, whereupon Everyhare carried him back to the Null. (PROSE: Who Laws the Lawyers?)
| Incarnations of Bunny Nullhare |
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| “Bonham” • Avatar of Nyarlathotep |
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