Department of Postal Services
The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids had a Department of Postal Services, also known as simply the Cupid Post office. The latter name also applied to the Department of Postal Services' building.
Operations
It only delivered to the Cupid Homeworld. (PROSE: Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas, COMIC: A Message from Philatel)
History
By 1986, Philatel-426 was the head of the Department of Postal Services. (PROSE: The Society of the Rhyming Dove)
In 2019, the Department of Postal Services' efficiency was greatly improved when they acquired a new employee who was not a Clockwork Cherub (PROSE: Marksmanship-522 and the Multi-Dimensional Race) in the form of Lord Thymon, (COMIC: Whatever Happened to Lord Thymon?) recently summoned from the Void Between Worlds and romanticised by the Department of Problem-Solving. (PROSE: Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving) His official job title was Chief Mail-Sorter. (PROSE: Magic Trick) He took to wearing a large number of nearly-identical hats bearing the name of the Cupid Post Office. (PROSE: Family Business)
However, by then, Foreman-964 of the Department of Construction also had a long-standing ambition to raze the Post Office's West Wing to make way for a new warehouse, even though it housed Philatel's stamp collection, and, later, the headquarters of the Blue Feather. This put Foreman and Philatel at odds. (PROSE: Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail Mystery, New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld, The Cupid Suggestion Box, etc.) On Halloween 2019, when he was briefly turned into an effective ghost due to being stuck in the Spirit Realm, Foreman “haunted” the Post Office and tore up the mail. Philatel, also trapped in the Spirit Realm, had had the same idea and haunted the Department of Construction's headquarters, tearing up blueprints. (PROSE: The Ghosts and the Machine)
In the 2019 Christmas season, an irate Philatel had to record a public-service announcement to quell the influx of letters addressed to Santa Claus, which the Depatment was in no position to deliver and which had piled high even after they were given a specific sorting crate. (COMIC: A Message from Philatel) Lord Thymon briefly locked himself inside the Post Office at the sight of Lord Nachtos. (PROSE: The Copper-Colored Cupids go Caroling)
