Jenny Everywhere's Twitter (November 2023 short story)
Jenny Everywhere's Twitter was an in-character Twitter blog purporting to be that of an incarnation of Jenny Everywhere. It began in November 2023, and has not credited a writer - however, its profile did link to a version of the account's profile picture hosted on the Pinterest account of Jenny Everywhere artist Anna Mish, which linked back to the Twitter blog, suggesting this as a likely identity of the owner of the account[1]. The art used in its original profile picture was a colourised version of an image from COMIC: Soulless Mate, the colourisation being original to this very wiki.
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Plot
Jenny Everywhere warns other Jennies to be careful, as she got “trapped here” and “can't get out”. On Twitter, she makes several posts while relating her journey though a “fantasy land” in which she got “stuck” alongside Amuro Ray, whom she describes as a “Final Fantasy guy”.
After someone replies to a clip of a man falling into a lake after shifting with “Jenny Everywhere approves this message”, Jenny herself chimes in, agreeing that “parachutes should be standard for all Jennys”. She also replies in a third person to someone praising the character of Jenny.
Her growing adventuring party soon arrives in a “ghost town” overlooked by a castle, which she quickly deduces is home to an arch-vampire. Followed around by a “bush person” who ends up joining the party for unclear reason, she is annoyed but not particularly surprised when her phone “update[s] with a quest to go to the castle”, which turns out to be home to “Dracula's daughters”. Trying to escape, the group, also including the monk Nero, stumble upon a mimic. Things unravel fast as Nero finds himself trapped in a room while Jenny and Amuro battle gargoyles in the hallway. Shortly after Amuro blasts Nero free of the mimic-room, however, the fight is interrupted by the appearance of one of the vampire women, who, although she arrives by crawling on the ceiling, turns out to be benevolent (and flirtatious).
The party soon find themselves invited to dinner by the vampire ladies, with Jenny being baffled to see that a second bush person has joined them. Although Jenny fails dreadfully at flirting with the vampire lady she initially connected with, the hostesses make it clear that they wish to help the party with their broader quest to save the Makara Isles by restoring four corrupted pillars.
Continuing on with their journey, the party hire some avian pack-animals known Locobos from a man named Carl the Locobo rancher, finding that a whistle in Amuro's possession is useful for herding them. After passing through a forest where “the owls are not what they seem”, they reach a temple, of which they buy a map from some passing teenagers. Though she damages the first statue she touches, Jenny manages to solve the ancient “statue puzzle”, yielding a crown which Jenny finds herself hoarding with uncharacteristic selfishness. Shortly thereafter the Isles flood, though Jenny and her friends manage to get to the safety of a treehouse above the water level, where they meet a “little blob creature” and a bird called Pebble who seems oddly significant. Using her phone for a distraction, she has a brief interaction with another version of herself; the two discuss the fact that this means Twitter is multiversal, and also bring up the recent implosion of yet another universe which took out another Jenny.
As their travels continue, the adventurers wind up in a haunted mansion full of partying ghosts, where their group is joined by a fellow human called Sybil and a fairy whose name Jenny hears as Carry On, though this may be a misspelling. Trouble soon breaks out as a villainous ghost chef pursues Rain, the “little watery goopy baby dragon”, intent upon “mak[ing] some kind of blue raspberry gelato out of them”.
Worldbuilding
Jenny Everywhere
- In her bio, the account's primary Jenny describes herself: “I'm a Jenny and I'm Everywhere”.
- In response to Sparrow9612 describing Jenny Everywhere as "one of [their] favorite open-source characters", and remarking that she can “will herself into any reality”, Jenny replies in the third person, remarking "Isn't she just the best? Always popping up right when needed”.
- Cookieboy 2005's version of Jenny appears via an interaction with her own in-character Twitter account. The two discuss the fact that this means Twitter is multiversal, and also bring up the recent implosion of yet another universe which took out another Jenny.
Universes
- This story takes place in an unnamed universe.
Other
- Jenny's location is set as "Makara Isles".
- Jenny Everywhere is worried that a guy she's with might spoil Final Fantasy XIV for her, before mentioning fetch quests.
- After entering the castle, Jenny hopes that she finds “the son of Dracula”, rather than “just some non-hot vampire”.
- Jenny notices some gargoyles by the gate, calling it a cliché. The gargoyles are later described as appearing in the hallway “like Weeping Angels”.
- Jenny uses Google to solve the temple's riddle, and, when facing the flood, jokes that she'll give the Isles a bad rating on TripAdvisor.
- Upon arriving in “yet another” haunted house, Jenny gripes: “I swear every place we go to is basically Halloween”.
- After making new non-ghost friends in the haunted mansion, Jenny states that she is now intent on “Scooby Dooing” it.
Continuity
- The story crossed over with Cookieboy 2005's PROSE: Jenny Everywhere's Twitter, with the two Jennies briefly interacting.
- Jenny Everywhere observes that “parachutes should be a standard for all Jennys” in case they unexpected materialise in the air. Indeed, one Jenny memorably made her arrival in Koala Bay by parachuting down from a considerable height in COMIC: Ghost Story.
- Jenny arrived in the Makara Isles after falling through a “red hole”, and finds that her shifting powers aren't working right. This matches the depiction of Rifts in such stories as COMIC: The Beginner's Guide to Multiversal Theory, possibly suggesting that from Jenny's perspective, the story takes place in the context of the Rifts Crisis, stated in COMIC: Jenny Everywhere Meets The Crew Of The Copper-Colored Cupids to have affected a number of incarnations of Jenny.
Behind the scenes
Read online
This blog remains online on Twitter.
Footnotes
- ↑ 'My Version of Jenny Everywhere' by Anna Mish on Pinterest (27 December 2023). Retrieved on April 27, 2024.
