The Time of the Toymaker (novel)

The Time of the Toymaker
Contents
Hero(es)	Pythagoras-858
Villain(s)	Skollops ag-Warka Sympus ag-Forgos Radluhac ag-Wampyr Director Darius (mentioned)
Featuring	Madame Tarsa Jenny Everywhere Santa Claus (mentioned) Cupida Hartnell (mentioned) Claus-025 (mentioned) Mandragora-257 (mentioned) Lord Thymon Sneernobiel Gorbazaglaz CS-NA Banker-059 Pessimist-242 (mentioned) Pessimist's Fog Ship Sigma-063 (mentioned) Larrikin-1029 (mentioned) Juliet-178 Arganthone-056 Sellane ag-Narra Karshassinwellshkhan III (mentioned) Past, Present, and Future (mentioned) Ebenezer Scrooge (mentioned) Mrs Hudson Sherlock Holmes Professor Moriarty (mentioned) Doctor Watson (mentioned)
Setting	Cupid Homeworld The Workshop of Madame Tarsa New Wellsia, Dimension Epsilon Five Victorian London, Prime Universe
Technical Specs
Length	20 chapters (+ Epilogue)
Crew
Writer(s)	Aristide Twain Lupan Evezan
Artist(s)	Aristide Twain
Background
Dates	December of 2020
Original link	[1]

The Time of the Toymaker was a novel in the The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids series, cowritten by Aristide Twain and Lupan Evezan. It served as the series' 2020 winter special.

As was customary for such a special, many characters and settings from previous installments of the series were thrown together into a Yuletide plot. This included a prominent supporting role for Jenny Everywhere.

Contents

Plot

Chapter 1

Christmas is nigh in the Cupid Homeworld and the non-Clockwork Cherub residents of the Homeworld have seeded the idea of yuletide celebrations in the minds of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids at large. The Cupid Parliament have been persuaded to authorise such celebrations, so long as Santa Claus (an entity Pythagoras-858 believes to be untrustworthy) is not involved.

To achieve this, Pythe devises a plan to get magical toys in bulk directly from the Interdimensional Toymaker without going through Santa Claus at all. After persuading it to comply, Pythe travels to the Workshop of Madame Tarsa aboards the sentient Fog Ship of Pessimist-242, who is the only one in the Homeworld who knows how to get to Tarsa's pocket dimension. After arriving in the giant workshop, however, Pythe finds to his distress that Tarsa herself has been magically frozen into a large cube of ice.

Chapter 2

After some of Madame Tarsa's sentient toys came out of the Toybox in the corner of the Workshop, angrily demanding to know what has happened to their creator, Pythagoras-858 returns to the Cupid Homeworld and enlists his fellow problem-solver Juliet-178 and the fighting expert Arganthone-056, tasking them with trying to find a way to unfreeze Tarsa. Pythe then departs for a journey across dimensions to try and find the culprit.

Arriving in the Workshop, Juliet and Arganthone observe the ice cube for a while and discuss possible solutions. They agree that normal fire certainly wouldn't suffice, but after Juliet remembers Pythe saying (during his adventures trying to defeat Mandragora-257) that magic tends to still follow the spirit of the laws of physics to some extent, they agree that “abnormal” heat should be able to melt this abnormal ice, if it is sufficiently powerful. They land on the idea of using a Wellsian Heat Ray and thus fly to New Wellsia.

Chapter 3

Juliet-178 and Arganthone-056 land on an ashen hilltop on the devastated planet Thrash, with a valley between them and the pyramid where the Wellsians appear to have taken up residence. The two briefly reflect over whether they've seen anything like this before, and come to an agreement that this is never going to be a diplomatic mission and they must get a hold of a Heat Ray either by stealth or by force.

Inside the Pyramid, Sympus ag-Forgos, Viceroy of the New Wellsian Empire, is panicking in expectation of the upcoming celebrations of Allac-Ur, the Wellsians' equivalent of Christmas: they too had placed an order with Madame Tarsa (for a gift to their leader, Radluhac ag-Wampyr) which she has failed to complete for reasons that are, to them, mysterious. Another Wellsian, Baron Skollops ag-Warka, offers to fly the Wellsians' Fog Ship to the Interdimensional Black Market to inquire after the whereabouts of the Toymaker.

After they agree on this plan and Skollops departs, one of the Wellsians' Goblin slaves runs in to warn Sympus about two Cupids — Juliet and Arganthone — having been spotted flying towards the Wellsian fortress. Although a flying threat would normally be within Skollops's purview, Sympus, keen on Radluhac not noticing Skollops's absence, decides to handle the situation himself, using nothing less than heavy artillery.

Chapter 4

Jenny Everywhere is walking through a snowy street in Victorian London, enjoying the Dickensian atmosphere to get into the Christmas spirit, when she sees a Fog Ship crash in front of her. She wonders if its occupant is her friend Pythe, but it turns out to be Juliet-178 and Arganthone-056, who explain that their Ship was shot down by the Wellsians.

After the two Cupids explain the purpose of their mission, Jenny opines that Madame Tarsa probably had some safeguard in place to resurrect herself in case anything happened ot her, which might be worth looking into. With the Fog Ship unable to take off again, she agrees to shift the two of them back to the Workshop of Madame Tarsa and join them on their investigation beyond that.

Chapter 5

Moments after Jenny, Juliet, Arganthone and Pythe have left, Pythagoras-858 (in a human disguise) turns a corner into the same street of Victorian London, which turns out to be none other than 1895 Baker Street. He makes his way to 221B Baker Street and is greeted by Mrs Hudson. She is initially reluctant to let him in, but after he persuades her to simply pass his name along to Sherlock Holmes and gives it as “Professor James R. Moriarty”, Holmes naturally lets him in. Pythe, though keeping his true nature as an android a secret, reveals to Holmes that he is a time-traveller by pointing out an error in one of his monographs which he has yet to publish, and whose only draft currently resides on Holmes's own desk. Baffled but intrigued, Holmes agrees to hear him out.

Worldbuilding

Jenny

• This story features the version of Jenny who once travelled with Pythagoras-858.
• She notes that she could, with an effort of concentration, shift herself into a universe where she was already on precisely the kind of adventure she'd be in the mood for, but “doesn't like to force these things”.
• Jenny loves A Christmas Carol.

Universes

• The story begins in the Cupid Homeworld.
• Pythagoras-858 travels from it to the Workshop of Madame Tarsa.
• Juliet-178 and Arganthone-056 visit the universe of the planet Thrash.

Other

• According to Pythagoras-858's research, Santa Claus is an interdimensional parasite who spreads to new universes every year, first planting the idea of himself in the local culture, then gaining a physical existence sustained by the belief of children.
• The Devastation of Alexas was an event in which the Mark 1 Clockwork Cherubs of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids at a time when the Mark 2s like Juliet-178 were considered too young and inexperienced to go on such dangerous missions.
• Red Weed is a plant from the Wellsians' home planet.
• Aside from one Void Ship they stole from the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids, the Wellsians use Flying Machines as vehicles.
• The Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future visited the Cupid Homeworld the year prior to the events of the story.

Continuity

• Thrash is seen, having been colonised by the Wellsians following the events of PROSE: The Grand Multiverse Hotel. The Crystal of Thrash is mentioned and its powers expounded upon.
• Also in reference to PROSE: The Grand Multiverse Hotel, Jenny Everywhere reminisces in Chapter 4 about a conversation she had with Pythagoras-858 “en route to Hilbert's”.
• Jenny mentions “the Lords of Hell” in an apparent reference to PROSE: Jenny Everywhere and the Lord of Hell.

Behind the scenes

Read online

This story is available online on the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids website.