Cleaning Day (short story)

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Cleaning Day was a Jenny Everywhere short story written by Scott Sanford in 2022 and is part of his bespoke Jenny Everywhere continuity.

Contents

Plot

For a long time now, Jenny Everywhere has been indiscriminately stuffing items brought back from interdimensional jaunts into her closet. When one of the items within it — a mammoth-fur coat — gets wet and begins to stink up the apartment, Kim finally browbeats Jenny into helping her to go through the closet's contents to sort them out. They include an amnesia orb which causes them quite a bit of trouble as it keeps erasing itself from their memories and getting lost again, until Kim finally thinks to wrap it inside an old shirt and stuff it into a box before they let it out of their sights again. Eventually, they locate the mammoth-fur coat and, “with great relief”, consign it to the dry cleaner.

Worldbuilding

Jenny Everywhere

Universes

Other

Continuity

Behind the scenes

Background

Rather than his customary author's commentary, Scott Sanford posted a fully-annotated version of the story, explaining its many in-jokes. In addition to those described in the continuity section above, a few are references to other works of fiction:

  • The picture of Jenny in Burma, 1931, is described to resemble an illustration by Paul Daly of the character of Tasha O'Dare in his High Adventures Comics, which bore a striking resemblance to Jenny.
  • A version of Aztec deity Tepoztēcatl living in modern-day Minneapolis appears in the webcomic Wapsi Square.
  • The Good Time Chinese Restaurant is a location from Daria. Notably, it housed a “dimensional wormhole” in the back.
  • The issue of Pravda whose front page nonsensically reads “Gorbachev sings tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!" originated in the comic strip Bloom County. In one of its most famous jokes, precocious computer whiz Oliver Wendell Jones attempted to remotely bring an end to the Cold War by introducing onto the front page of Pravda the headline, “Gorbachev Urges Disarmament: Total! Unilateral!”, only for faulty machine translation to cause the headline to read, “Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!”.
  • Resublimated Thiotimoline was a fictional chemical invented by Isaac Asimov in a 1948 spoof academic paper entitled The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline, and used in several follow-ups. Thiotimoline has gone on to be referenced by many other science-fiction writers.

Read online

The story is available on the author's Dreamwidth website.