Alistair Neezley
A humanoid named Alistair Neezley was a fixture of the Interdimensional Tavern, an inveterate braggart who spent his time telling sensational, overwrought stories about his own fictitious adventures as an interdimensional hero.
Description
Phsyical appearance
Neelzey was a humanoid man with large eyes and no nose. He had light skin, whose hue shifted from pinkish to bluish. He wore “an ostentatious red coat and a fancy hat”, the latter adorned with a plume. It was his signature item of clothing, to the point that his friends at the Tavern once gave him a new plume as a Christmas gift. (PROSE: The Winter Quests)
Personality
Claiming to be a great dimension-travelling adventurer, he constantly talked other guests' ears off with stories about his high deeds, despite it being highly unclear that he ever really left the Tavern at all for any extended periods of time. (PROSE: Multiversal Mischief) Though reluctant to admit it, he was aware that his stories were (as he put it) “exaggerated”. He was liable to get self-conscious about whether people actually liked listening to his stories, and seemed to genuinely care about the Tavern staff, seeing them as a family of sorts, which, to his surprise, they came to reciprocate. (PROSE: The Winter Quests)
Powers & abilities
Although by no means the interdimensional adventurer he claimed to be, Neelzey actually owned a Void Ship and was capable of flying it with accuracy within the Void Between Worlds. (PROSE: The Winter Quests) He was a capable mural-painter. (PROSE: The Time of the Toymaker, The Winter Quests) Though usually using a universal translator, he genuinely spoke several languages, including Yrevenzianese, Skidoorphellian and Spider Latin. Due to having once sat around, extremely bored, with “nothing but [his Ship's] driver's manual for company”, he had also, by 2021, learned Morse code by heart. (PROSE: The Winter Quests)
Biography
Origins
Despite his claims of living in “a twelve-story manorhouse with a dinosaur butler”, Neelzey actually had no other home than his Void Ship, thus usually sleeping in the parking garage of whatever institution he was visiting. (PROSE: The Winter Quests)
At the Tavern
Neezley was present at at least one real interdimensional adventure, the Christmas 2019 for the lost treasure of the Frost King, which also involved Wellsians and the Collective of the Retconning Crocodiles, but he grossly inflated his role in events in retrospect, notably painting a mural with himself as the hero in the Tavern during the next year's Christmas season. (PROSE: The Time of the Toymaker)
During her first visit to the Tavern, Briar spotted, among other strange sights, “an almost-human man (…) telling a fantastic tale about evil gargoyles to a crowd of bored-looking onlookers”. (PROSE: Century Smith and the Time Terror)
Neezley was such an essential part of the Tavern's usual atmosphere that by the time of the temporary invasion of the Tavern by the denizens of the Interdimensional Black Market, he appeared to consider himself a member of staff outright, to the extreme confusion of Frederick and Tpxszum. Despite his eccentricities, he proved useful in this particular instance, however, by annoying the Black Market merchants with his stories until they agreed to leave on their own accord. (PROSE: Multiversal Mischief)
Visit to the Soda Jerkery
Around Christmas 2021, Neezley became self-conscious about the idea that the Tavern's staff may not actually like him or his stories. Leaving the Tavern, he headed to the Interdimensional Soda Jerkery where he attempted to drown his sorrows in Urgleburp Cola. The despondent Neezley was found by CS-NA, who asked for his help in learning about holiday spirit. Neezley, knowing that the Tavern was preparing for a Christmas party, flew him back there, telling him one of his stories on the way. He arrived having recovered much of his usual poise, and his spirits were fully restored when the Tavern staff reassured him that they'd missed him and wanted him at their Christmas party, having even acquired a present specifically for him, namely a new, fancier plume for his hat. (PROSE: The Winter Quests)
Behind the scenes
Notes & References
- ↑ First appearance in directly Jenny-related media; actual debut was in 2019's Misadventures in the Interdimensional Black Market.
