Whetstone Park

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Whetstone Park was a public park located in a city in the Prime Universe, notable for being decorated with copper statues.

Unaware of this fact, the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids once randomly assigned Pessimist-242 on a romanticisation mission in this Park. Much to their surprise, he got very good result, as, by remaining immobile when not actively doing something, he easily passed for one more statue. Due to these good results, Pessimist was sent back to the Park on many more occasions. On one of them, he was abducted by Assistant Researcher Lila of the Drove of the Database-Compiling Dromedaries. (PROSE: Pessimist and the Dromedaries)