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== Biography == | == Biography == | ||
With no awareness of his true nature as a Null-entity, Bonham, upon emerging from nonexistence, was initially fixated on finding and defeating Bonham's canonical enemies, [[Benito]] and [[Giovanni]]. After the [[Multidimensional Finders Service]] proved unhelpful in locating them due to them not actually existing, he attacked the [[M.F.S. office]] itself, at the wheel of “a hovercraft resembling a red, white, and black bumper car with a jester’s face on the front and a cannon affixed to the bottom”, the latter “clearly too small to contain more than a single shot and lacking any “readily apparent means of loading it from inside”, but which was nevertheless fully functional thanks to cartoon logic. After breaking down the M.F.S. office's door, he was drawn into a battle against [[Dynamite Thor (Fox universe)|Dynamite Thor]] as well as an experience [[Bunny Everyhare (Who Laws the Lawyers?)|Bunny Everyhare]], who had shifted in to fix the situation. | With no awareness of his true nature as a Null-entity, Bonham, upon emerging from nonexistence, was initially fixated on finding and defeating Bonham's canonical enemies, [[Benito]] and [[Giovanni]]. After the [[Multidimensional Finders Service (925th Universe)|Multidimensional Finders Service]] proved unhelpful in locating them due to them not actually existing, he attacked the [[M.F.S. office]] itself, at the wheel of “a hovercraft resembling a red, white, and black bumper car with a jester’s face on the front and a cannon affixed to the bottom”, the latter “clearly too small to contain more than a single shot and lacking any “readily apparent means of loading it from inside”, but which was nevertheless fully functional thanks to cartoon logic. After breaking down the M.F.S. office's door, he was drawn into a battle against [[Dynamite Thor (Fox universe)|Dynamite Thor]] as well as an experience [[Bunny Everyhare (Who Laws the Lawyers?)|Bunny Everyhare]], who had shifted in to fix the situation. | ||
As the battle dragged on, set to a bit of copyrighted [[Kyujudo]] boss music, [[The Man in Grey (925th Universe)|the Man in Grey]] and [[Jenny Over-There (925th Universe)|Jenny Over-There]] became worried about its eventual outcome and eventually decided to notify Kyujudo's legal department about “the unauthorised use of their intellectual property”, hoping that such a climax would be sufficiently out of left field to count as acceptably comical by the cartoon logic which governed the lives of the two Null-creature buns. Kyujudo dispatched a platoon of [[Legalmen Collective|Legalmen]], who made short work of the villain. After “Bonham” was defeated, he came to his senses, realising who and what he really was, and calmed down as a result. Everyhare offered him the chance to join [[Bunny Town]], but he elected to fade back into nonexistence for a while, whereupon Everyhare carried him back to [[the Null]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Who Laws the Lawyers? (short story)|Who Laws the Lawyers?]]'') | As the battle dragged on, set to a bit of copyrighted [[Kyujudo]] boss music, [[The Man in Grey (925th Universe)|the Man in Grey]] and [[Jenny Over-There (925th Universe)|Jenny Over-There]] became worried about its eventual outcome and eventually decided to notify Kyujudo's legal department about “the unauthorised use of their intellectual property”, hoping that such a climax would be sufficiently out of left field to count as acceptably comical by the cartoon logic which governed the lives of the two Null-creature buns. Kyujudo dispatched a platoon of [[Legalmen Collective|Legalmen]], who made short work of the villain. After “Bonham” was defeated, he came to his senses, realising who and what he really was, and calmed down as a result. Everyhare offered him the chance to join [[Bunny Town]], but he elected to fade back into nonexistence for a while, whereupon Everyhare carried him back to [[the Null]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Who Laws the Lawyers? (short story)|Who Laws the Lawyers?]]'') | ||
