The Christmas Cacophony

The Christmas Cacophony was the title given to a collection of gibberish written by the apes and monkeys Conspiracy-1263 had set onto the task of recreating Shakespeare's works from scratch using typewriters on the deserted planet Reichenbach IV in December 2021.

He brought the finished text to the Interdimensional Tavern, where he met the time-traveller known as the Multi-Coloured Medic, who agreed to go back in time to get it published in the Prime Universe in the First Folio of 1623. By retroactively inserting the results into the Folio with the Medic's help, Conspiracy thus ensured that the experiment technically succeeded. The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids's Department of Literature had great fun trying to figure out what Shakespeare had meant by all the nonsense, and how it had come to be published in the Folio. Seeing how much entertainment this research brought them, the Crew's Department of Discipline, despite having discovered the truth, allowed it to remain classified for a whole month, though planning to reveal the truth by the New Year. (PROSE: The Case Against Conspiracy)