Earth (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
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In one universe, Earth was home to Xavier Llewellyn and everyone who worked at Arcbeatle Press.
The surface of the planet was decimated by a gamma-ray burst from another galaxy following Xavier's murder of the Noodle Man.
Description
Inhabitants
This Earth was home to primarily humans. Notable humans included Xavier Llewellyn, Aristide Twain, the Plummiest of the Puddings, and Ryan.
A sentient roulette wheel named Alan also lived on this Earth. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
Amenities
Organisations on this Earth included Amazon, Arcbeatle Press and Discord. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
Culture
Arcbeatle Press produced the anthology The Noodle Incident, which included fictional versions of the Third Universe, the 10,000 Dawns, the universe from WARS, as well as of certain individuals, such as the Noodle Man and Noodle Wife. Star Wars, Morbius, and The Naughty Noodle Incident also existed on this world. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
Food and drink
Noodles, such as Pot Noodles, were available on this Earth. Spam, cheese slices and sausages were considered "real food" on this world, unlike noodles. Sweet and sour sauce and faux-egg complemented noodles. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
History
Around April Fool's Day 2024, Arcbeatle Press published The Noodle Incident for free on their website.
Sometime later, Xavier Llewellyn began writing a "revenge fanfiction" to The Noodle Incident and premeditating the murder of the Noodle Man. After dropping their fanfiction, Xavier lured the Noodle Man to the universe before brutally assaulting and murdering him. The Noodle Man had the last laugh after he was reborn gruesomely from within Xavier, but then, at that exact moment, a gamma-ray burst from another galaxy destroyed the surface of Earth, ending all life (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China) and submerging everything in an "ocean of fire"; to one observer, it was as if the universe itself wanted to put an end to the chaos. All traces of Earth mere minutes before was consumed by lava, although a solitary noodle seemed to survive. (PROSE: Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe)