Spam
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On Earth in one universe, Spam was an example of real food, compared to noodles.
When calmly confronting the Noodle Man, "[Xavier's] temper bubbl[ed] like a pot of boiling noodles that had been forgotten about by its cooker, who had decided to make real food, such as Spam and cheese slices and sausages." (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
