Pot Noodle
In one universe, Pot Noodles were a food product.
Description
Inside the pot, beneath its foil lid, the noodles were congealed and powder-covered. A packet of sauce was also contained. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
History
Sometime after April Fool's Day 2024, as part of Xavier Llewellyn's plan to lure the Noodle Man to their universe, they took a Pot Noodle out of a cupboard, peeling back the lid, tossing the sauce sachet in the bin and emptying the congealed noodles onto the floor. They then stomped on the noodles, calmly taunting, insulting and cursing the Noodle Man — Xavier claimed that the Pot Noodle was Noodle Wife.
When the Noodle Man entered the universe, he seemed to have no animosity towards Xavier. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
