The Cupid Courier

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Logo of The Cupid Courier. (PROSE: Rifts Crisis Officially Over!)

The Cupid Courier's tagline boasted that it was “the Number One Newspaper in the Cupid Homeworld”.

It was a newspaper internal to the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids, put out by its Department of Journalism under the direction of Journalist-649. A typical issue of the Courier included a headline article describing recent major events of relevance to the Crew, more miscellaneous news, advertisements, and a few “features” such as Nostradamus-066's latest prophecies or hotel reviews.

Issue #1236 had as its headline the recent conclusion of the Rifts Crisis. It also included a contribution by Jenny Everywhere, a review of her recent experience at Hilbert's Interdimensional Hotel alongside Pythagoras-858. (PROSE: Rifts Crisis Officially Over!)

Conspiracy-1263 often pestered the Department of Journalism to get them to publish his outlandish theories in the Courier. (PROSE: The Case Against Conspiracy)