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Eventually, Jenny finally put her plans into action when Kablamazon implemented a new policy as a response to complaints of low morale in their many factories across the UK: the installation of ominous black monoliths called Therapy Prisms, in which employees could come at their leisure to take a break from the alienation of their daily work to instead suffer the alienation of sitting in a confined, pitch-black space with a blinking red sign asking ‘ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?’. Jenny used her factory's Prism as a hiding place to “get around the guards brutally forcing the workers out of the warehouse once their shift changed” — and this factory happened the very one in which the CEO's office was located. Thus, after hours, Jenny finally made her way there, armed with a ray-gun which was not actually loaded, intent on using it for intimidation. | Eventually, Jenny finally put her plans into action when Kablamazon implemented a new policy as a response to complaints of low morale in their many factories across the UK: the installation of ominous black monoliths called Therapy Prisms, in which employees could come at their leisure to take a break from the alienation of their daily work to instead suffer the alienation of sitting in a confined, pitch-black space with a blinking red sign asking ‘ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?’. Jenny used her factory's Prism as a hiding place to “get around the guards brutally forcing the workers out of the warehouse once their shift changed” — and this factory happened the very one in which the CEO's office was located. Thus, after hours, Jenny finally made her way there, armed with a ray-gun which was not actually loaded, intent on using it for intimidation. | ||
The CEO, who was none other than a version of [[Lord Grallyx (925th Universe)|Lord Grallyx]], was unfazed by the surprise attack and began to gloat about knowing that Jenny wouldn't dare the trigger regardless, but Jenny anti-climactically took him out by surprise after all — by bonking him on the head with the grip of the ray-gun. Recalling that there was a bounty on Grallyx among [[Doctor Omega (925th Universe)|Doctor Omega]]'s [[Doctor Omega's people|people]], she decided to take him there, wrapping him in a very large cardboard box for transfer as the liberated workers burst out into triumphant song around her. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'') | The CEO, who was none other than a version of [[Lord Grallyx (925th Universe)|Lord Grallyx]], was unfazed by the surprise attack and began to gloat about knowing that Jenny wouldn't dare the trigger regardless, but Jenny anti-climactically took him out by surprise after all — by bonking him on the head with the grip of the ray-gun. Recalling that there was a bounty on Grallyx among [[Doctor Omega (925th Universe)|Doctor Omega]]'s [[Doctor Omega's people (925th Universe)|people]], she decided to take him there, wrapping him in a very large cardboard box for transfer as the liberated workers burst out into triumphant song around her. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'') | ||
That there was a person at Kablamazon named Grallyx was part of a flimsy lie told by [[Miss Erehwon]] to [[Dynamite Thor (Fox universe)|Dynamite Thor]], although she told him that Grallyx was attempting to take over the company, and mainly intended to turn Thor against the Kablamazon-employed Jenny, who she claimed was in cahoots with Grallyx. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Set Up to Blow Up (short story)|Set Up to Blow Up]]'') | That there was a person at Kablamazon named Grallyx was part of a flimsy lie told by [[Miss Erehwon]] to [[Dynamite Thor (Fox universe)|Dynamite Thor]], although she told him that Grallyx was attempting to take over the company, and mainly intended to turn Thor against the Kablamazon-employed Jenny, who she claimed was in cahoots with Grallyx. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Set Up to Blow Up (short story)|Set Up to Blow Up]]'') | ||
