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Understanding that their universe is a part of the [[multiverse]], Xavier retrieves a [[Pot Noodle]] from a cupboard and begins stomping on the contents to summon the Noodle Man, all whilst calmly shouting, cursing and insulting the Noodle Man. Their ploy appears to work as a pile of wet noodles materialises in Xavier's universe, which then forms the Noodle Man. Xavier maniacally smiles, completely sanely. | Understanding that their universe is a part of the [[multiverse]], Xavier retrieves a [[Pot Noodle]] from a cupboard and begins stomping on the contents to summon the Noodle Man, all whilst calmly shouting, cursing and insulting the Noodle Man. Their ploy appears to work as a pile of wet noodles materialises in Xavier's universe, which then forms the Noodle Man. Xavier maniacally smiles, completely sanely. | ||
The Noodle Man amiably raises his noodly arm in good faith to Xavier, but they whack it with a blender which knocks the fedora off the Noodle Man's head. Xavier begins jumping up and down on that too. Telling the Noodle Man — respectfully — to go "f*ck himself" and that he underestimates their power and hatred, they grab him by the trenchcoat and | The Noodle Man amiably raises his noodly arm in good faith to Xavier, but they whack it with a blender which knocks the fedora off the Noodle Man's head. Xavier begins jumping up and down on that too. Telling the Noodle Man — respectfully — to go "f*ck himself" and that he underestimates their power and hatred, they grab him by head, smashing it against a wall, then by the trenchcoat, spinning around and plunging the Noodle Man's head into a pre-prepared pan of boiling water. Xavier resists the pain of the heat as they sever the Noodle Man's head, then spits on it. | ||
:: "''And you didn't even F*CKING say ‘IT'S NOODLE TIME’ and noodled all over the place and made a noodbillion dollars! Talk about a missed opportunity!''" | :: "''And you didn't even F*CKING say ‘IT'S NOODLE TIME’ and noodled all over the place and made a noodbillion dollars! Talk about a missed opportunity!''" | ||
