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{{wikipediainfo}}'''Mark Zuckerberg''' was the head of [[Facebook]] in at least [[Universe (What Went Down at Facebook)|one universe]]. | {{wikipediainfo}}'''Mark Zuckerberg''' was the head of [[Facebook]] in at least [[Universe (What Went Down at Facebook)|one universe]]. | ||
There, as purportedly related to [[Callum Phillpott (in-universe)|Callum Phillpott]] by a [[Callum Phillpott's definitely real friend at Facebook|“definitely real” friend of theirs]] who | There, as purportedly related to [[Callum Phillpott (in-universe)|Callum Phillpott]] by a [[Callum Phillpott's definitely real friend at Facebook|“definitely real” friend of theirs]] who worked at [[Facebook HQ]], Zuckerberg's increasingly erratic behaviour between June 8th, 2019 and October 4th, 2021 was a recurring undercurrent to the strange, eldritch events which took place there over that length of time. At the 2019 [[Christmas]] party, for example, he stole yoghurt from the fridge. On March 4th, 2020, he “[ate] all the ham out of an employee’s ham sandwich, leaving behind the bread”. | ||
In January 2021, when a funeral was held for the five employees who had disappeared over a year prior when Room 5B had disappeared, and whose bodies had been recovered — intact but dead — when the room reappeared, Zuckerberg attended the service. He witnessed one of the dead employees spontaneously getting up and babbling about [[The Man in Grey (What Went Down at Facebook)|the Man in Grey]]; when a living employee asked what that meant, Zuckerberg “fired them on the spot”. On March 5th, 2021, Zuckerbeg “glumly announce[d] over the intercom that [[Chuckzikkiushki]] ha[d] pulled out of funding”, following which events ramped up in intensity. On September 21st, after a mysterious [[mammalian rodent (What Went Down at Facebook)|mammalian rodent]] was found in the server room, Zuckerberg ordered “his [[imagineer]]s” to do “thorough tests” on it to try and identify its species. On September 30th, as the mysterious events reached a crescendo, Zuckerberg was “caught carrying a fridge outside of the building”. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[What Went Down at Facebook (short story)|What Went Down at Facebook]]'') | In January 2021, when a funeral was held for the five employees who had disappeared over a year prior when Room 5B had disappeared, and whose bodies had been recovered — intact but dead — when the room reappeared, Zuckerberg attended the service. He witnessed one of the dead employees spontaneously getting up and babbling about [[The Man in Grey (What Went Down at Facebook)|the Man in Grey]]; when a living employee asked what that meant, Zuckerberg “fired them on the spot”. On March 5th, 2021, Zuckerbeg “glumly announce[d] over the intercom that [[Chuckzikkiushki]] ha[d] pulled out of funding”, following which events ramped up in intensity. On September 21st, after a mysterious [[mammalian rodent (What Went Down at Facebook)|mammalian rodent]] was found in the server room, Zuckerberg ordered “his [[imagineer]]s” to do “thorough tests” on it to try and identify its species. On September 30th, as the mysterious events reached a crescendo, Zuckerberg was “caught carrying a fridge outside of the building”. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[What Went Down at Facebook (short story)|What Went Down at Facebook]]'') | ||
