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Though Jenny initially meant to quickly get rid of the CEO, she got side-tracked for a number of months by such adventures as “the time she stole the [[Holy Dog Bowl]] from the [[Werewolf Priests of Mars|Werewolf Priests]] of [[Mars]], or that time she saved [[Doctor Omega (925th Universe)|Doctor Omega]] from the [[Space Roman]]s, or even that time she tried to have a conversation with [[Grant Farrel (925th Universe)|Grant Farrel]]”, the latter being a so-called superhero apparently possessed by the vengeful spirit of the god [[Thor (925th Universe)|Thor]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'')
Though Jenny initially meant to quickly get rid of the CEO, she got side-tracked for a number of months by such adventures as “the time she stole the [[Holy Dog Bowl]] from the [[Werewolf Priests of Mars|Werewolf Priests]] of [[Mars]], or that time she saved [[Doctor Omega (925th Universe)|Doctor Omega]] from the [[Space Roman]]s, or even that time she tried to have a conversation with [[Grant Farrel (925th Universe)|Grant Farrel]]”, the latter being a so-called superhero apparently possessed by the vengeful spirit of the god [[Thor (925th Universe)|Thor]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'')


When a [[Bunny Everyhare (Who Laws the Lawyers?)|version]] of [[Bunny Everyhare]] materialised in the 925th Universe, her appearance mimicked the closest Jenny Everywhere, this one. She was appalled to find she was consequently wearing a [[Kablamazon]] uniform. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Who Laws the Lawyers? (short story)|Who Laws the Lawyers?]]'')
When a [[Bunny Everyhare (Who Laws the Lawyers?)|version]] of [[Bunny Everyhare]] materialised in the 925th Universe, her appearance mimicked the closest Jenny Everywhere, this one. She was appalled to find she was consequently wearing a Kablamazon uniform. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Who Laws the Lawyers? (short story)|Who Laws the Lawyers?]]'')


Eventually, Jenny finally put her plans into action when Kablamazon implemented a new policy as a response to complaints of low morale in their many factories across the UK: the installation of ominous black monoliths called Therapy Prisms, in which employees could come at their leisure to take a break from the alienation of their daily work to instead suffer the alienation of sitting in a confined, pitch-black space with a blinking red sign asking ‘ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?’. Jenny used her factory's Prism as a hiding place to “get around the guards brutally forcing the workers out of the warehouse once their shift changed” — and this factory happened the very one in which the CEO's office was located. Thus, after hours, Jenny finally made her way there, armed with a ray-gun which was not actually loaded, intent on using it for intimidation.  
Eventually, Jenny finally put her plans into action when Kablamazon implemented a new policy as a response to complaints of low morale in their many factories across the UK: the installation of ominous black monoliths called Therapy Prisms, in which employees could come at their leisure to take a break from the alienation of their daily work to instead suffer the alienation of sitting in a confined, pitch-black space with a blinking red sign asking ‘ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?’. Jenny used her factory's Prism as a hiding place to “get around the guards brutally forcing the workers out of the warehouse once their shift changed” — and this factory happened the very one in which the CEO's office was located. Thus, after hours, Jenny finally made her way there, armed with a ray-gun which was not actually loaded, intent on using it for intimidation.  
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