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'''Kablamazon''' was a company | '''Kablamazon''' was a company based in [[925th Universe|the home universe]] of [[Jenny Over-There (925th Universe)|Jenny Over-There]]. | ||
Once described as a “glorious e-commerce website” | == Nature = | ||
Once described as a “glorious e-commerce website” ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Who Laws the Lawyers? (short story)|Who Laws the Lawyers?]]'') it was in fact “a multiversal dropshipping eCommerce website”, believed by its CEO to be “one of the biggest companies in the multiverse”. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'') It sold miscellaneous items online and was “very evil”, ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There (short story)|The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There]]'') with its reclusive CEO actually being [[Lord Grallyx (925th Universe)|an incarnation]] of the [[demon]] [[Lord Grallyx]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'') | |||
== History == | |||
[[Jenny Everywhere (925th Universe)|Jenny Everywhere]] once got a job undercover as a Kablamazon delivery agent as part of a plan to make them go bankrupt. While undercover, she delivered a [[toaster]] to [[Jenny Over-There (925th Universe)|Jenny Over-There]] at the [[M.F.S. office]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There (short story)|The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There]]'') At some point prior to [[Christmas]] 2022, Kablamazon was bought by the [[Kooba Cola Corporation]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[A Very Jenny Over-There Christmas (short story)|A Very Jenny Over-There Christmas]]'') | |||
Though Jenny initially meant to quickly get rid of the CEO, she got side-tracked for a number of months by such adventures as “the time she stole the [[Holy Dog Bowl]] from the [[Werewolf Priests of Mars|Werewolf Priests]] of [[Mars]], or that time she saved [[Doctor Omega (925th Universe)|Doctor Omega]] from the [[Space Roman]]s, or even that time she tried to have a conversation with [[Grant Farrel (925th Universe)|Grant Farrel]]”, the latter being a so-called superhero apparently possessed by the vengeful spirit of the god [[Thor (925th Universe)|Thor]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'') | |||
When a [[Bunny Everyhare (Who Laws the Lawyers?)|version]] of [[Bunny Everyhare]] materialised in the 925th Universe, her appearance mimicked the closest Jenny Everywhere, this one. She was appalled to find she was consequently wearing a [[Kablamazon]] uniform. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Who Laws the Lawyers? (short story)|Who Laws the Lawyers?]]'') | |||
Eventually, Jenny finally put her plans into action when Kablamazon implemented a new policy as a response to complaints of low morale in their many factories across the UK: the installation of ominous black monoliths called Therapy Prisms, in which employees could come at their leisure to take a break from the alienation of their daily work to instead suffer the alienation of sitting in a confined, pitch-black space with a blinking red sign asking ‘ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?’. Jenny used her factory's Prism as a hiding place to “get around the guards brutally forcing the workers out of the warehouse once their shift changed” — and this factory happened the very one in which the CEO's office was located. Thus, after hours, Jenny finally made her way there, armed with a ray-gun which was not actually loaded, intent on using it for intimidation. | |||
The CEO, who was none other than a version of [[Lord Grallyx (925th Universe)|Lord Grallyx]], was unfazed by the surprise attack and began to gloat about knowing that Jenny wouldn't dare the trigger regardless, but Jenny anti-climactically took him out by surprise after all — by bonking him on the head with the grip of the ray-gun. Recalling that there was a bounty on Grallyx among [[Doctor Omega (925th Universe)|Doctor Omega]]'s [[Doctor Omega's people|people]], she decided to take him there, wrapping him in a very large cardboard box for transfer as the liberated workers burst out into triumphant song around her. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'') | |||
== Behind the scenes == | == Behind the scenes == | ||
