An Introduction to Recreational Metric Engineering: Difference between revisions

{{DISPLAYTITLE:''An Introduction to Recreational Metric Engineering''}}'''''An Introduction to Recreational Metric Engineering''''' by Jenny Everywhere was “six hundred pages of unreadably turgid prose” according to [[Jenny Everywhere (Parallax Universe)|another Jenny]]. It was also “a how-to manual on reshaping local spacetime,” educating the reader in performing feats such as “teleportation, time travel, opening wormholes, even building [[Pocket universe|pocket universes]].” The main obstacles preventing readers from doing these things seem to be an inability to get through the dense and user-unfriendly writing style, lack of practice, or not being Jenny Everywhere.

The only person known to have gotten anything useful out of reading the tome was [[Professor Awesome (Parallax Universe)|Professor Awesome]], who was inspired to create the [[Time Pestle]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Fragment: Heavy Reading (short story)|Fragment: Heavy Reading]]'')

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