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==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
=== | ===As Prefect of the Department of Conspiracy Theories=== | ||
Conspiracy-1263 was | As of 2019, Conspiracy-1263 was the [[Prefect]] of the [[Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]'s [[Department of Conspiracy Theories]]. He once proposed that the [[Cupid Parliament]] were “a bunch of literal sock-puppets controlled by an enormous caterpillars”. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Case Against Conspiracy (short story)|The Case Against Conspiracy]]'') | ||
Another one of his earliest conspiracy theories concerning [[Cupid Homeworld|the Homeworld]] saw him that the [[celfoam]] clouds were actually hot air balloons disguised as clouds. Later, he used the [[Cupid Suggestion Box]] to write at length about his newly-elaborated view that the entire existence of [[the Multiverse]] was a hoax perpetrated by the [[Cupid Parliament]] using holograms and an animatronic [[Lord Thymon]]. Not dignifying his “suggestion” with a reply, the Council reflected among themselves that if he carried on trying to “expose” them in such disruptive ways, they'd have to report Conspiracy to the [[Department of Discipline]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Cupid Suggestion Box (short story)|The Cupid Suggestion Box]]'') | |||
A little while later, Conspiracy made the headlines of ''[[The Cupid Courier]]'' Issue #1034 when he travelled to the [[Prime Universe|Prime]] [[Earth#In the Prime Universe|Earth]] to tell the [[Gang of the Green Gorilla]], to their faces, that they were “a bunch of fakes in gorilla suits”. The Gorillas retaliated by capturing Conspiracy and leaving him tied up at a carnival on a rack of prizes. He was rescued by other Cupids and interviewed, with his observation that the Green Gorillas had been “rather displeased with the whole situation” being noted as a rare instance of a completely factual Conspiracy quote. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas (short story)|Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas]]'') | |||
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===The Reichenbach IV experiment=== | ===The Reichenbach IV experiment=== | ||
By the end of 2021, the [[Department of Conspiracy Theories]] had been disbanded. | |||
As [[Christmas]] 2021 approached, Conspiracy began fixating on the idea that ''[[A Christmas Carol]]'' had actually been written by monkeys on typewriters. This was because he had gotten [[Charles Dickens]] and [[Charles Darwin]] confused, interpreting Darwin's discoveries about apes evolving into men as actually a coded confession about the true authorship of "his" ''Christmas Carol''. Stealing a [[Fog Ship]] (though Conspiracy believed the Ship was sentient and wanted to help him of its own accord), he gathered large numbers of apes and typewriters on the planet [[Reichenbach IV]] in [[Universe (The Case Against Conspiracy)|one universe]], and set them to try and replicate ''A Christmas Carol'' from scratch, as well (for tradition's sake) as the works of [[William Shakespeare]]. | As [[Christmas]] 2021 approached, Conspiracy began fixating on the idea that ''[[A Christmas Carol]]'' had actually been written by monkeys on typewriters. This was because he had gotten [[Charles Dickens]] and [[Charles Darwin]] confused, interpreting Darwin's discoveries about apes evolving into men as actually a coded confession about the true authorship of "his" ''Christmas Carol''. Stealing a [[Fog Ship]] (though Conspiracy believed the Ship was sentient and wanted to help him of its own accord), he gathered large numbers of apes and typewriters on the planet [[Reichenbach IV]] in [[Universe (The Case Against Conspiracy)|one universe]], and set them to try and replicate ''A Christmas Carol'' from scratch, as well (for tradition's sake) as the works of [[William Shakespeare]]. | ||
