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{{DISPLAYTITLE:''The Cupid Courier''}}[[File:The Cupid Courier Logo.png|thumb|325px|Logo of ''The Cupid Courier''. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Rifts Crisis Officially Over! (short story)|Rifts Crisis Officially Over!]]'')]]'''''The Cupid Courier'''''<span>'s</span> tagline boasted that it was “the Number One Newspaper in the [[Cupid Homeworld]]”.  
{{DISPLAYTITLE:''The Cupid Courier''}}[[File:The Cupid Courier Logo.png|thumb|325px|Logo of ''The Cupid Courier''. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Rifts Crisis Officially Over! (short story)|Rifts Crisis Officially Over!]]'')]]'''''The Cupid Courier'''''<span>'s</span> tagline boasted that it was “the Number One Newspaper in the [[Cupid Homeworld]]”.  


It was a newspaper internal to the [[Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]], put out by its [[Department of Journalism]] under the direction of [[Journalist-649]]. A typical issue of the ''Courier'' included a headline article describing recent major events of relevance to the Crew, more miscellaneous news, advertisements, and a few “features” such as [[Nostradamus-066]]'s latest prophecies or hotel reviews. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld (short story)|New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld]]'', ''[[Rifts Crisis Officially Over! (short story)|Rifts Crisis Officially Over!]]'')
It was a newspaper internal to the [[Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]], put out by its [[Department of Journalism]] under the direction of [[Journalist-649]]. A typical issue of the ''Courier'' included a headline article describing recent major events of relevance to the Crew, more miscellaneous news, advertisements, and a few “features” such as [[Nostradamus-066]]'s latest prophecies or hotel reviews. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld (short story)|New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld]]'', ''[[Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas (short story)|Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas]]'', ''[[Rifts Crisis Officially Over! (short story)|Rifts Crisis Officially Over!]]'')


Issue #1020's headline feature was the [[Department of Construction]]'s official announcement that they were gearing up to construct their largest warehouse yet. Also on the front page were the announcement of a seminar from [[Lord Thymon]] and one of Nostradamus's prophecies. Page 2 was supposed to include newly-discovered information about the [[Szaclowk]] in continuation of a small paragraph on Page 1, but, as a result of being the second half of something related to the Szaclowk, this second page ceased to exist. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld (short story)|New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld]]'')
Issue #1020's headline feature was the [[Department of Construction]]'s official announcement that they were gearing up to construct their largest warehouse yet. Also on the front page were the announcement of a seminar from [[Lord Thymon]] and one of Nostradamus's prophecies. Page 2 was supposed to include newly-discovered information about the [[Szaclowk]] in continuation of a small paragraph on Page 1, but, as a result of being the second half of something related to the Szaclowk, this second page ceased to exist. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld (short story)|New Warehouse To Be Constructed In The Homeworld]]'')
Issue #1034's headline documented the latest shenanigans of [[Conspiracy-1263]], who had courted trouble with the [[Gang of the Green Gorilla]] on the [[Prime Universe|Prime]] [[Earth#In the Prime Universe|Earth]] and had to be rescued from a carnival where he was being offered as a prize. Other features included the announcement of a new [[Cupid Parliament|Parliament]] ruling regarding vacation days for non-Cupid residents, Nostradamus's latest prophecy, and ruminations on who was ordering all the [[Thymon Plushy|Plush Thymons]] finding their way to the Homeworld of late. Page 2 was given over to a variety of advertisements. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas (short story)|Conspiracy-1263 Publicly Accuses the Gang of the Green Gorillas]]'')


Issue #1236 had as its headline the recent conclusion of the [[Rifts Crisis]]. It also included a contribution by [[Jenny Everywhere#Adventures with the Cupids|Jenny Everywhere]], a review of her recent experience at [[Hilbert's|Hilbert's Interdimensional Hotel]] alongside [[Pythagoras-858]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Rifts Crisis Officially Over! (short story)|Rifts Crisis Officially Over!]]'')
Issue #1236 had as its headline the recent conclusion of the [[Rifts Crisis]]. It also included a contribution by [[Jenny Everywhere#Adventures with the Cupids|Jenny Everywhere]], a review of her recent experience at [[Hilbert's|Hilbert's Interdimensional Hotel]] alongside [[Pythagoras-858]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Rifts Crisis Officially Over! (short story)|Rifts Crisis Officially Over!]]'')
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