Haroun the Thrice Cursed
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In one universe, Haroun the Thrice Crused, or Haroun al-Qalam, was Jenny Everywhere's review editor at Stone. As indicated by his title, it seemed there was something strange and unusual about Haroun as well, and he was apparently aware of David Lowe's true nature. He sometimes slipped into using more antiquated speech patterns than would be expected of a 21st century American review editor. (PROSE: Morning After)