Cupid Logic Commission

The Cupid Logic Commission of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids was called in to determine the best course of action when the Cupids were torn between abetting the Mob of the Maroon Magpie (since it seemed to be the main source of joy in their lives, what they most loved doing) and stopping their thievery (since it was no doubt a cause of unhappiness to the victim). The Commission came down on the Magpies' side, arguing that stealing seemed to be their only goal in life, and thus much more essential to their happiness. (PROSE: The Mob of the Maroon Magpie)