Castle of Nowhere

The Castle of Nowhere, (PROSE: Family Business) or Castle Nowhere, (PROSE: Workplace Reunion) was a castle used as a lair by the 38167th Universe's Jenny Nowhere during her plot to corrupt Sophie Everytime.

It was located on Nowhere Island in the 9768761143th Universe atop a “craggy black peak” which she had imported from another universe. The Castle itself was “high and narrow, its towers bunched up together like the pipes of an organ” and it appeared to have been “cast entirely out of solid silver”. When he came to rescue Sophie alongside Jenny Everywhere, Jenny Over-There, Jimmy Anytime and Laura Drake, Lord Thymon used his temporal-acceleration powers to reduce the mountain to dust for ease of access to the castle itself, to Nowhere's irritation. She subsequently seemed to abandon the castle after her plan was foiled, leaving before the heroes did. (PROSE: Family Business)