The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There (short story)
The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There was a standalone April Fools' Day short story written by Callum Phillpott. It featured Jenny Everywhere in a supporting role and starred a newly-introduced open-source character in the Shifter's orbit, Jenny Over-There. It also featured minor appearances by multiple public-domain characters.
The story additionally featured a pointedly mysterious “man in grey”, reminiscent of the “man in black” from Phillpott's earlier novel Cyber-Hunt, which was set in the Third Universe.
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Plot
Jenny Over-There is a girl who acquired the ability to innately know “where things are”, in any universe, due to a freak accident, and now works at the Multidimensional Finders Service, answering calls on the Red Interdimensional Telephone. One day, she goes to work after waking up from a pleasant dream where “she ran through a field [with] no phones in sight, (…) no one to bother her or ask her for directions”. The first caller of the day is a woman asking for help finding her keys; the still-sleepy Jenny hangs up again after telling her that they're inside her house, even though the woman asks for further clarification.
She then helps a Shakespearean character locate their King, gets a wrong-number call from an ominous Japanese ghost, and gets a call from a Dark Lord asking to know where Jenny Everywhere is, the one question which M.F.S. policy allows Jenny Over-There not to answer. Two hours into the day, she receives a visit in person from Doctor Omega, who dismantles her toaster just as her bread was almost toasted, apologetically taking it apart with a screwdriver to borrow the thermal reactor within it before leaving the way he came.
Over the following three hours, she locates the Holy Grail, Amelia Earhart (who turned out to have become Doctor Omega's companion), superspy Alan Douglas (on behalf of the shady character Dyatlov Kruchenkov), and a golden ticket for “a kid”. She also gets a call from “failed superhero” Dynamite Thor asking “where crime is”, which she is, at first, unable to answer due to the vagueness of the question. However, after an interlude trying and failing to get across to a Pantomimian that the villain he sought was “behind him”, she happens to get a call from a robber from the same universe as Dynamite Thor, and is thus able to solve two calls in one stroke.
Ten minutes after her workday officially ends, Jenny Over-There is about to go home when she gets yet another phone call asking for the location of Jenny Everywhere. Before she can give her customary answer, she is interrupted by a visit by Jenny Everywhere herself, in an incarnation whose voice she now awkwardly recognises as the same as that of the woman who had lost her keys and to whom Jenny O. was less than helpful that morning. The Shifter is, as it turns out, undercover at the “evil” delivery company Kablamazon, and is here to deliver a new toaster to the M.F.S. office to replace the one broken by Doctor Omega. Deciding to hang up the call about Jenny Everywhere unanswered, Jenny Over-There heads home.
Worldbuilding
Jenny Everywhere
- This story features an incarnation of Jenny described as having a red scarf, orange-tinted goggles, and “a face of genuine happiness”. She is currently infiltrating Kablamazon, and, as an employee thereof, wears a name tag.
Universes
- This story takes place in a single universe, although Jenny Over-There receives phone-calls and visitors from several other universes, the boundaries between which are not clear.
Other
- SatNavs sometimes pick up information from other universes, “which is why SatNavs sometimes tell you to drive off the road”.
Continuity
to be written
Behind the scenes
Read online
The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There was released on Archive Of Our Own, where it is still available.
