Noodle
Noodles were a type of food.
The Noodle Man was anatomically noodle.
History
In one universe, circa April Fool's Day 2024, Arcbeatle Press published The Noodle Incident. By this time, another book, titled The Naughty Noodle Incident, was also available on amazon.com.
Sometime after April Fool's, Xavier Llewellyn stomped up and down on the contents of a Pot Noodle to summon the Noodle Man to their universe. Xavier then assaulted and murdered the Noodle Man, cooking his head and eating it with sweet and sour sauce and faux-egg. However, the Second Noodle Man II was reborn from within Xavier, erupting from their chest as a fountain of bloodied noodles. (PROSE: The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China)
