Gevity

Gevity
Jenny holds a can of Super Strawb Gevity.
A.K.A.	Gevity™
Item Information
Type	Fizzy drink
Origin	Multiple universes
Behind the Scenes
First seen in	PROSE: A World of Pure Unimagination
Also seen in	COMIC: Jenny Says: Drink Gevity™!
Copyright	Xavier Llewellyn

Gevity, also rendered as Gevity™, was a fizzy drink that existed in at least three universes.

History

Served in Willy McDuff’s factory

In one universe, on 24 February 2024, Willy McDuff instructed Courtesy to serve the children that attended his warehouse a single jelly bean and a splash of Gevity in a polystyrene cup.

When Jenny Everywhere arrived at the table where Courtesy and Janine were serving these confections, one of the giveaways that they weren’t performing "wacky chemistry" was the empty, plastic Gevity bottle which rolled out from behind the table. (PROSE: A World of Pure Unimagination)

Promoted by Jenny Everywhere

Speaking to an unknown audience, Jenny Everywhere began promoting Gevity™; she shifted from the Infinite to Peter Griffin's universe, and handed Peter a can in his home. He tried the drink despite never hearing about it before, and was unimpressed with its taste, with rock music inexplicably playing.

Jenny then shifted into another universe, where another Jenny has lost her friend, (COMIC: Jenny Says: Drink Gevity™!) another Peter Griffin, (COMIC: Peter's Death) Jenny asked this Jenny why she was sad, and as she went to explain about her loss, Jenny dismissively cut her off and claimed that she was sad because she didn’t "know the angelic taste of Gevity™". The sad Jenny took a sip of the drink, finding the taste to be merely "alright", but the other Jenny claimed that the sad Jenny's mood and been significantly improved.

Concluding, Jenny sung a rhyme and told people to drink Gevity™. (COMIC: Jenny Says: Drink Gevity™!)

In a story by Cookieboy 2005

In the Third Universe, Cookieboy 2005 made and released a comic to a website, which matched Jenny’s promotional campaign. The comic was the first brand deal in his series, as the sponsor emailed and paid him a "fair sum of money". (COMIC: Jenny Says: Drink Gevity™!)

External links

• Gevity at Tardis Wiki

Doctor Who-related concepts in Jenny Everywhere media

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