Gevity
Gevity, also rendered as Gevity™, was a fizzy drink that existed in at least three universes.
History
Served in Willy McDuff’s factory
In one universe, on 24 February 2024, Willy McDuff instructed Courtesy to serve the children that attended his warehouse a single jelly bean and a splash of Gevity in a polystyrene cup.
When Jenny Everywhere arrived at the table where Courtesy and Janine were serving these confections, one of the giveaways that they weren’t performing "wacky chemistry" was the empty, plastic Gevity bottle which rolled out from behind the table. (PROSE: A World of Pure Unimagination)
Promoted by Jenny Everywhere
Speaking to an unknown audience, Jenny Everywhere began promoting Gevity™; she shifted from the Infinite to Peter Griffin's universe, and handed Peter a can in his home. He tried the drink despite never hearing about it before, and was unimpressed with its taste, with rock music inexplicably playing.
Jenny then shifted into another universe, where another Jenny has lost her friend, (COMIC: Jenny Says: Drink Gevity™!) another Peter Griffin, (COMIC: Peter's Death) Jenny asked this Jenny why she was sad, and as she went to explain about her loss, Jenny dismissively cut her off and claimed that she was sad because she didn’t "know the angelic taste of Gevity™". The sad Jenny took a sip of the drink, finding the taste to be merely "alright", but the other Jenny claimed that the sad Jenny's mood and been significantly improved.
Concluding, Jenny sung a rhyme and told people to drink Gevity™. (COMIC: Jenny Says: Drink Gevity™!)
In a story by Cookieboy 2005
In the Third Universe, Cookieboy 2005 made and released a comic to a website, which matched Jenny’s promotional campaign. The comic was the first brand deal in his series, as the sponsor emailed and paid him a "fair sum of money". (COMIC: Jenny Says: Drink Gevity™!)
Notes & References
- ↑ First appearance in directly Jenny-related media; the drink was intended to debut in the 2022 web video 41.1978.A, but this was never released. The drink was indirectly referenced in the 2023 short story Love & War, where the name of the drink became the replacement name for gravity for a short period of time.
