The Therapy Prism

The Therapy Prism was a device installed by Kablamazon in “every factory in the UK” which it owned. The Prism was a seven-foot tall black obelisk. At any time, if an employee “ever felt mentally taxed by working in a place deemed overwhelmingly evil”, they could visit the Prism and step into it for what was billed as a “groundbreaking therapy experience”. The interior of the box was“ overwhelmingly black, except for some glowing red text that read ‘Are you happy now?’ (altered from the prototype message, ‘Are you done crying?’)”. Just a week after the Prisms were rolled out, they became instrumental to Kablamazon's collapse as Jenny Everywhere used one to hide through a shift change, allowing her to sneak to CEO Lord Grallyx's office and capture him. (PROSE: Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There: First-Class Delivery)