Cardinal Witch

In the 925th Universe, the four witches associated with the Land of Oz's four quadrants (North, South, East and West) were known as the cardinal witches, (PROSE: A Series of Queer Events) sometimes capitalised as Cardinal Witches. (PROSE: Lovie Dovie Stuff) According to Professor Wogglebug, their rulership somehow caused an “entire generation of Ozians” to become unable to tell East from West. (PROSE: Lovie Dovie Stuff)

Behind the scenes

In October 2023, Callum Phillpott elaborated on the Jenny Everywhere Discord server on the intent behind the joke about the Cardinal Witches having ruined people's ability to distinguish East from West:

(…) basically the Witches of the East and West swapped places at one point and either actively bullied a cartographer so they didn't have to change their titles, or the Ozians just made some incorrect assumptions.

—Callum Phillpott