Squimulation

An old altoids tin taped shut with “abundant masking tape”, allegedly containing “the philosophical concept of squimulation”, was one of the items accumulated in the closet of one incarnation of Jenny Everywhere's apartment. When Jenny and Kim went through the closet's contents, they discussed what to do with the tin and decided to further wrap it in transparent waterproof plastic, before leaving it in the same box as the de-pants-icator. As long as the concept was stuck in the box, it remained ontologically unknowable. (PROSE: Cleaning Day)