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== Biography == | == Biography == | ||
Xavier Llewellyn read half of ''[[The Noodle Incident (in-universe)|The Noodle Incident]]'' on their smartphone whilst sitting on a sofa. Offended that [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]] failed to ask them to write a story, they firstly pivoted to thinking positively about the publishing group as they didn't want their initial thoughts of hate to remove any chance of future opportunities and to not get into | Xavier Llewellyn read half of ''[[The Noodle Incident (in-universe)|The Noodle Incident]]'' on their smartphone whilst sitting on a sofa. Offended that [[Arcbeatle Press (in-universe)|Arcbeatle Press]] failed to ask them to write a story, they firstly pivoted to thinking positively about the publishing group as they didn't want their initial thoughts of hate to remove any chance of future opportunities and to not get into legal trouble, before plotting to write a "[[The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”... (in-universe)|revenge fanfiction]]". Their concentration was broken by a stream of incoming messages on [[Discord]] from fans and writers of ''The Noodle Incident,'' all with suggestions; the [[Plummiest of the Puddings]], for one, approved of Xavier's usage of [[Noodle Man]] without actually licensing the character. | ||
After this digression temporarily broke through the fourth wall, the universe Xavier inhabited and the universe in which you were reading this synced up and became confusing, thus Xavier began to make things up as they went along, contemplating adding in a joke about [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]] and his [[Alan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|sentient roulette wheel Alan]] who read fan wikis, but they decided against it. Attempting to end their "crappy metafiction", and to stop writing the fanfiction and their plan of "vindictive vindictiveness" at the same time, Xavier focused on one goal: to kill [[Noodle Man]]. | After this digression temporarily broke through the fourth wall, the universe Xavier inhabited and the universe in which you were reading this synced up and became confusing, thus Xavier began to make things up as they went along, contemplating adding in a joke about [[Ryan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|Ryan]] and his [[Alan (The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”...)|sentient roulette wheel Alan]] who read fan wikis, but they decided against it. Attempting to end their "crappy metafiction", and to stop writing the fanfiction and their plan of "vindictive vindictiveness" at the same time, Xavier focused on one goal: to kill [[Noodle Man]]. | ||