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Added more detail — and corrected one: the Cupids actually *can* eat if they want, although they obviously don't need to.

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 [[Jenny Over-There (925th Universe)|Jenny Over-There]] had an office toaster at the [[M.F.S. office]] in [[Universe (The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There)|one universe]], although it worked very sluggishly. After its [[thermal reactor]] was confiscated by [[Doctor Omega#With Amelia Earhart|Doctor Omega]], rendering it useless, Jenny ordered another toaster on [[Kablamazon]]. It was delivered by none other than [[Jenny Everywhere#Undercover at Kablamazon|Jenny Everywhere]], who was undercover at Kablamazon at the time. ([[PROSE]]: [[The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There (short story)|''The Tribulations of Jenny Over-There'']])
-[[Lord Thymon]] had a toaster in his house in the [[Cupid Homeworld]] when [[Jenny Everywhere (38167th Universe)|Jenny Everywhere]] stayed over on the night following her seventh date with Thymon. It apparently had no timer, requiring the bread to be taken out manually lest it burn up completely. It disappeared when [[Sophie Everytime (38167th Universe)|Sophie Everytime]] [[Shift|appeared]] in its place. A few minutes later, Sophie demonstrated the powers of her eldritch voice by speaking the word “toaster” and making a highly abominable approximation of one appear, but it soon began to melt into “non-specific goop”. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Family Business (short story)|Family Business]]'')
+At some point prior to [[Halloween]] 2019, [[Frankenstein-818]], the [[Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids]]' resident [[Mad Scientist]], constructed a “[[Lightning-Powered Turbo-Toaster]]”. Like many of his inventions, it proved wildly dangerous, causing the [[toast]] to transform into “mutant toast monstrosities”. Despite this incident, Frankenstein's assistant [[Igor-1612]] later asserted that the invention had been a perfect success. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Ghosts and the Machine (short story)|The Ghosts and the Machine]]'')
-Elsewhere in the Cupid Homeworld, the mad scientist [[Frankenstein-818]] constructed a "lightning powered turbo-toaster" that did not produce edible toast. Since almost everyone there was a [[Clockwork Cherub]] incapable of eating, he saw no problem. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Ghosts and the Machine (short story)|The Ghosts and the Machine]]'')
+[[Lord Thymon]] also had a toaster in his house in the [[Cupid Homeworld]] by the time [[Jenny Everywhere (38167th Universe)|Jenny Everywhere]] stayed over on the night following her seventh date with Thymon. It apparently had no timer, requiring the bread to be taken out manually lest it burn up completely. It disappeared when [[Sophie Everytime (38167th Universe)|Sophie Everytime]] [[Shift|appeared]] in its place. A few minutes later, Sophie demonstrated the powers of her eldritch voice by speaking the word “toaster” and making a highly abominable approximation of one appear, but it soon began to melt into “non-specific goop”. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Family Business (short story)|Family Business]]'')
 In [[Universe A (Extradimensional Experiments)|one sci-fi universe]], [[Laura Drake#At the Neptunian Orbital University|Laura Drake]], disappointed with the campus toasters at the [[Neptunian Orbital University]], which kept burning one side of the slices, invented a [[turbo-toasting ray]]. This impressed [[Jenny Everywhere#Jennifer Everstar|Jenny Everywhere]], who had yet to meet Laura properly. Jenny related to Laura how she'd previously had to import her “antique” two-slice toaster from home. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Extradimensional Experiments (short story)|Extradimensional Experiments]]'')