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The “area-affect heteronormalizer” was a device Professor Awesome was browbeaten into creating for a P.E. teacher at school. It would allegedly “harmonically re-synchronize the human body’s standing wave tantric field” to suppress or redirect homosexual urges, or amplify them if operated in reverse. In fact it would do nothing at all, being only a placebo to restore peace to the locker room. (PROSE: Professional Ethics)