Hattie (Our Strange and Wonderful House)

In one universe, Hattie was a remarkably even-tempered woman who lived with her son Mika in a suburban house. Mika's father no longer lived with them, and Hattie did not appear to miss him. The pair had to deal with two separate instances of garden ornaments coming to life: first a group of irate-looking lawn gnomes of unknown provenance, (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: Very Small Assault) and, after the gnomes left to repair an elevator somewhere else, the neighbours' plastic flamingos coming to life. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: A Very Pink Assault)