The Strange and Wonderful House

The Strange and Wonderful House
a.k.a.	The House The Infinite House The Mansion
Location Information
Universe	Unnamed universe
Type	Living house
Gender	Female
Creator(s)	The Architect
Ruler(s)	Master of the House
Notable Inhabitants	See list
Behind the Scenes
First seen in	PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House
Also seen in	PROSE: Jenny Everywhere and the Nowhere Spiral
Copyright	CC-BY-SA

The Strange and Wonderful House, often referred to as simply the House, and also called the Infinite House or the Mansion, was a living house of mysterious origins whose interior encompassed an infinite number of rooms, many of them strange or supernatural. Jenny Everywhere was friends with the Architect of the House, and had an unusually good understanding of the nature of the House, which she visited in many incarnations, up to and including the day of the House's eventual destruction.

Description

Nature

The House was infinite (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: Welcome!) and home to many portals to and from other dimensions than the one where its original exterior happened to be located. In many cases, transit from one room to another was achieved through portals internal to the house, rather than more conventionally making one's way through the building. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House)

Contents

The Courtyard

The Courtyard was an area in front of the wrought gates that properly led into the estate, but which was still part of the House in some sense. It was “fragrant”, and the air was filled with “softly surrsurring willows and languid will-o'-wisps”. It was always night inside the Courtyard, the sky filled with “alien stars”. There were chimes, always ringing softly in the playful wind.

The gates themselves, although they appeared at first glance to be made of glowing golden metal, were actually made of clear tubing within which luminous insects milled about for an indiscernible purpose. The gates could open of their own accord to let in a visitor. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Courtyard)

The Anteroom

The Anteroom appeared to be carved inside the trunk of an impossibly huge tree trunk, the wood of the walls smooth and unbroken. Its floor was tiled in a spiral fractal pattern in black and white, and it was furnished with comfortable sitting chairs, sofas and coffee tables, arranged across the pillar of cold white fire in the centre, into which guests could step to get to other parts of the House. This fire was fueled by fairy dust which fell from the floating chandelier above, whose light did not come from electricity or fire but from a number of small fairies sitting on the chandelier. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Anteroom)

The Pleasure Pad of Federico Ruiz

The Pleasure Pad of Federico Ruiz was a “shimmering” domed community offering every decadent luxury known to man, and then some, to its select group of socialites. The central few domes offered cocktails laced with “a bewildering variety of intoxicants”, sofas with couches embroidered with the silk of mutated spiders, and golden bathing fountains swimming with “minuscule fish”. The furthermost domes were “small jungles of primal lust” housing more lustful forms of entertainment. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Pleasure Pad of Federico Ruiz)

The Illegal Underground Greenhouse

There existed an illegal underground greenhouse. It was because of its existence that the Pleasure Pad was not the best contender for the title of “seedy underbelly of the House”. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Pleasure Pad of Federico Ruiz)

The Catamaran Loos of Oceania

One of the House's bathrooms, the Catamaran Loos of Oceania took the form of an oceanic landscape with waves frozen beneath a shining moon, the waters populated by many calamari. The actual bathroom equipment was located on a boat in the middle of this landscape. The Catamaran Loos could be entered through a portal which felt like “a song on your skin”. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Catamaran Loos of Oceania)

The Library

The Library was extremely dusty, and its floors creaked in a frightening fashion. It was connected by a portal to the Library of Hawk Manor in one universe. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Library) The Library had a bespoke bathroom, which was, surprisingly enough, completely spotless, but for the forgotten book. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Bathroom (of the Library))

The Theater Room

Like many Victorian manors, the House was home to a theater room. Its players were inhuman beings wearing human faces like masks, however, and getting drawn into the performance was hazardous. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Theater Room)

The Coat Room

The House's Coat Room catered to visitors who wished to leave their coats in storage for the duration of their visits. It changed according to the needs of individual visitors, from “warm and cloying” to tall and drafty, with the valets being anything from Dwarves to Titans to match. The area covered by the Coat Room was apparently immense, such that many visitors who insisted on getting their coats back themselves instead of trusting the supernatural valets tended to get lost and wander for weeks or more; “on many occasions bleached bones of owners [were] found mere yards from their coats”. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Coat Room)

The Closet in the Sitting Room

In the Sitting Room, there was a Closet. Allegedly like all closets, it was a portal to the magical land of Narnia, but it was designed to test users' faith in this fact because the real doorway was actually the back of the closet, with what appeared to be its back wall acting as the door. Hence, only if they thought to open it despite their initial disappointment, would the would-be travellers realise the Closet really was a portal to Narnia after all. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Closet in the Sitting Room)

Hallway - P13

Served by a lift – not an elevator, just a vertical shaft with a very forceful updraft – the organically-curved Hallway - P13, whose floor glows a soft blue, provided access to the Observatory through an “elegant door of dark wood”. The hallways was included in the original blueprint for the House. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: Hallway - P13)

= The Observatory

The Observatory was located at the end of Hallway - P13, behind an “elegant door of dark wood” (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: Hallway - P13) locked by a complex mechanism. The room itself was circular, with a dome that looked out into the night sky. Around the room were dozens of monitors built into consoles with buttons, keyboards, levers and toggles. In the middle sat a “technologically-advanced ”recliner chair with joysticks on both armrests and a helmet on the seat, from which a user could control the House's defensive lasers. According to its A.I. guardian Ana, the purpose of the Observatory was principally to observe “both space and time”. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Observatory)

History

Origins

At some point, an individual prepared an empty blueprint marked with infinite dimensions and gathered other creative minds to help create rooms for the “strange and wonderful house” they intended to build. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: Welcome!) The blueprint was progressively filled out. Hallway - P13 was included on the blueprints as “H-P13”, and one of the people with access to the blueprints took to calling it the “Pie” hallway. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: Hallway - P13)

Visitors

A visitor whose brother had had access to the blueprints once made their way through the House. They passed through Hallway - P13 and knocked on the door to the Observatory. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: Hallway - P13) The visitor entered the Observatory and was greeted by the A.I. Ana, who explained the Observatory's function to them. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Observatory)

On one occasion, an incarnation of Jenny Everywhere ran into the Strange and Wonderful House while chased by Jenny Nowhere. She tried to hide in a dark room, but was found by Nowhere; however, Everywhere picked up a lamp and clobbered Nowhere on the head with it before making her escape. (PROSE: Jenny Everywhere and the Nowhere Spiral)