The Strange and Wonderful House

The Strange and Wonderful House
a.k.a.	The House The Infinite House The Mansion
Location Information
Universe	Unnamed universe
Type	Living house
Gender	Female
Creator(s)	The Architect
Ruler(s)	Master of the House
Notable Inhabitants	See list
Behind the Scenes
First seen in	PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House
Copyright	CC-BY-SA

The Strange and Wonderful House, often referred to as simply the House, and also called the Infinite House or the Mansion, was a living house of mysterious origins whose interior encompassed an infinite number of rooms, many of them strange or supernatural. Jenny Everywhere was friends with the Architect of the House, and had an unusually good ending of the nature of the House, which she visited in many incarnations, up to and including the day House's eventual destruction.

Description

Nature

The House was infinite (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: Welcome!) and home to many portals to and from other dimensions than the one where its original exterior happened to be located. In many cases, transit from one room to another was achieved through portals internal to the house, rather than more conventionally making one's way through the building. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House)

Contents

The Courtyard

The Courtyard was an area in front of the wrought gates that properly led into the estate, but which was still part of the House in some sense. It was “fragrant”, and the air was filled with “softly surrsurring willows and languid will-o'-wisps”. It was always night inside the Courtyard, the sky filled with “alien stars”. There were chimes, always ringing softly in the playful wind.

The gates themselves, although they appeared at first glance to be made of glowing golden metal, were actually made of clear tubing within which luminous insects milled about for an indiscernible purpose. The gates could open of their own accord to let in a visitor. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Courtyard)

The Anteroom

The Anteroom appeared to be carved inside the trunk of an impossibly huge tree trunk, the wood of the walls smooth and unbroken. Its floor was tiled in a spiral fractal pattern in black and white, and it was furnished with comfortable sitting chairs, sofas and coffee tables, arranged across the pillar of cold white fire in the centre, into which guests could step to get to other parts of the House. This fire was fueled by fairy dust which fell from the floating chandelier above, whose light did not come from electricity or fire but from a number of small fairies sitting on the chandelier. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Anteroom)

The Pleasure Pad of Federico Ruiz

The Pleasure Pad of Federico Ruiz was a “shimmering” domed community offering every decadent luxury known to man, and then some, to its select group of socialites. The central few domes offered cocktails laced with “a bewildering variety of intoxicants”, sofas with couches embroidered with the silk of mutated spiders, and golden bathing fountains swimming with “minuscule fish”. The furthermost domes were “small jungles of primal lust” housing more lustful forms of entertainment. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Pleasure Pad of Federico Ruiz)

The Illegal Underground Greenhouse

There existed an illegal underground greenhouse. It was because of its existence that the Pleasure Pad was not the best contender for the title of “seedy underbelly of the House”. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Pleasure Pad of Federico Ruiz)

The Catamaran Loos of Oceania

One of the House's bathrooms, the Catamaran Loos of Oceania took the form of an oceanic landscape with waves frozen beneath a shining moon, the waters populated by many calamari. The actual bathroom equipment was located on a boat in the middle of this landscape. The Catamaran Loos could be entered through a portal which felt like “a song on your skin”. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Catamaran Loos of Oceania)

The Library

The Library was extremely dusty, and its floors creaked in a frightening fashion. It was connected by a portal to the Library of Hawk Manor in one universe. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Library) The Library had a bespoke bathroom, which was, surprisingly enough, completely spotless, but for the forgotten book. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: The Bathroom (of the Library))

History

At some point, an individual prepared an empty blueprint marked with infinite dimensions and gathered other creative minds to help create rooms for the “strange and wonderful house” they intended to build. (PROSE: Our Strange and Wonderful House: Welcome!)