Commissioner Smedley

Commissioner Smedley
A.K.A.	Smedley Hopkirk Commissioner Hopkirk The Commissioner
Character Information
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Residence	Buranda, Reality Z-25 31-H
Occupation	Commissioner
Romantic Partner(s)	Nula
Behind the Scenes
First seen in	COMIC: The Serpent Sorceress
Copyright	Jay Epps

In Reality Z-25 31-H, Commissioner Smedley Hopkirk, often referred to as simply the Commissioner, (COMIC: The Serpent Sorceress) was an elderly English gentleman working in Buranda. Together with his assistant George Wimberly, he often became involved in fantastical adventures with the Naked Jungle's protectors Kaza and Gwenna.

Years before, he was a sidekick to the jungle girl Nula, otherwise known as Catherine Maxwell, who was at the time in a relationship with the superhero Centennia. Eventually Nula broke up with Centennia, retired from active adventuring, and returned to England; when she returned to Buranda she and Smedley found they still cared for each other and soon married.

Description

Physical appearance

The Commissioner appeared as a short, round-faced man. In middle age, he had gray hair and a mustache to match, and wore round, rimless glasses. (COMIC: The Serpent Sorceress)

Personality

The Commissioner was a practical, steady man with a strong moral core. Though seeking to “keep a stiff upper lip” in the face of the eccentricities of life in the Naked Jungle, his self-conscious stoic demeanour tended to hide wry amusement and a clear affection for the antics of the people around him, whether they be Wimberly or the pair of Kaza and Gwenna. (COMIC: The Serpent Sorceress)

Biography

Return of the Serpent Cult

The Commissioner tells Wimberly about the history of the Serpent Cult. (COMIC: The Serpent Sorceress)

Ten years after the Serpent Priest was defeated by Kaza, the Commissioner, who had recently been assigned a new assistant in the form of Wimberly, heard reports that the Priest's daughter Nerlana was beginning to revive the Serpent Cult. After sending an email to Kaza and Gwenna, he headed to the kraal near Buranda Pass with Wimberly; there, they were nearly assassinated by one of the Serpent Cultists, but saved at the last moment by Gwenna's intervention.

The captured cultist let slip that Kaza, who'd headed directly to the Temple of the Serpent Gold, was walking into a trap. Taking the Commissioner's jeep, the three got reinforcements at the Natari village before getting to the Temple in time for the nightly ceremony where Nerlana intended to sacrifice Kaza to Nerkash, their “Serpent God”, who proved to be a very real (but not actually supernatural) giant snake that Nerlana psychically controlled using a magical tiara, as her father had before her. The day ended up being saved with much less bloodshed than anticipated when Wimberly reflexively shot at the beast; the sight of their “god” bleeding caused the cultists to scatter, while the snake, breaking free from Nerlana's control in its panic, ended up eating her, a denouement which the Commissioner wryly noted would give him “five times the paperwork”.

The Commissioner calmly examines the wounded “Serpent Lord” Nerkash. (COMIC: The Serpent Sorceress)

In the ensuing clean-up, the Commissioner decided to send the magical tiara back to England for “review and advisement” in the full knowledge that it would sit on some dusty shelf for “the next few centuries”, safely out of harm's way. He then contacted his friend Vincent, a herpetologist, about the snake, who was thus healed, documented as an example of a new species previously unknown to science, and brought back to the London Zoo. By the time news of this outcome made their way back to Buranda, an extremely amused Commissioner also helped the still-demure Wimberly deal with the embarrassing position his spur-of-the-moments heroics had netted him, namely that several women of the Natari village — many of whose men had been wiped out during the Cult's original reign of terror — now wanted to bear his children. (COMIC: The Serpent Sorceress)

Behind the scenes

The unnamed Commissioner from COMIC: Fear in the Jungle, who likely influenced Jay Epps's Commissioner.

Unlike fellow Kaza's Mate, Gwenna cast-members Kaza and Gwenna, Commissioner Smedley Hopkirk was a creation of Jay Epps's, as opposed to a reimagining of a public-domain character. However, he was likely inspired by the taller, glasses-less, unnamed Commissioner who appeared in a similar role in the original Kaza's sole vintage outing, COMIC: Fear in the Jungle. Like him, Epps's Commissioner was simply referred to by his title in COMIC: The Serpent Sorceress, the first Kaza's Mate, Gwenna story.

External links

• Character profile on the Kaza's Mate Gwenna website
• The Commissioner on the Comic Fury wiki