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'''The Therapy Prism''' was a device installed by [[Kablamazon]] in “every factory in the [[UK]]” which it owned. The Prism was a seven-foot tall black obelisk. At any time, if an employee “ever felt mentally taxed by working in a place deemed overwhelmingly evil”, they could visit the Prism and step into it for what was billed as a “groundbreaking therapy experience”. The interior of the box was“ overwhelmingly black, except for some glowing red text that read ‘Are you happy now?’ (altered from the prototype message, ‘Are you done crying?’)”. Just a week after the Prisms were rolled out, they became instrumental to Kablamazon's collapse as [[Jenny Everywhere (925th Universe)|Jenny Everywhere]] used one to hide through a shift change, allowing her to sneak to CEO [[Lord Grallyx (925th Universe)|Lord Grallyx]]'s office and capture him. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'') | '''The Therapy Prism''' was a device installed by [[Kablamazon]] in “every factory in the [[UK]]” which it owned. The Prism was a seven-foot tall black obelisk. At any time, if an employee “ever felt mentally taxed by working in a place deemed overwhelmingly evil”, they could visit the Prism and step into it for what was billed as a “groundbreaking therapy experience”. The interior of the box was“ overwhelmingly black, except for some glowing red text that read ‘Are you happy now?’ (altered from the prototype message, ‘Are you done crying?’)”. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'') | ||
Having ordered some explosive supplies from Kablamazon, [[Dynamite Thor (Fox universe)|Dynamite Thor]] once received a Therapy Prism instead, and installed it in [[Dynamite Thor's Secret Headquarters|his Secret Headquarters]] as a conversation piece. When “[[Miss Erehwon]]” visited the Headquarters, [[Miss Erehwon's TARDIS|her space-time-ship]]'s exterior disguised itself as a second Therapy Prism, much to Thor's bafflement. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Set Up to Blow Up (short story)|Set Up to Blow Up]]'') | |||
Just a week after the Prisms were rolled out, they became instrumental to Kablamazon's collapse as [[Jenny Everywhere (925th Universe)|Jenny Everywhere]] used one to hide through a shift change, allowing her to sneak to CEO [[Lord Grallyx (925th Universe)|Lord Grallyx]]'s office and capture him. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There (novel)|Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There]]'': ''[[First-Class Delivery (short story)|First-Class Delivery]]'') | |||
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[[Category:925th Universe items]] | [[Category:925th Universe items]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:52, 25 February 2024
The Therapy Prism was a device installed by Kablamazon in “every factory in the UK” which it owned. The Prism was a seven-foot tall black obelisk. At any time, if an employee “ever felt mentally taxed by working in a place deemed overwhelmingly evil”, they could visit the Prism and step into it for what was billed as a “groundbreaking therapy experience”. The interior of the box was“ overwhelmingly black, except for some glowing red text that read ‘Are you happy now?’ (altered from the prototype message, ‘Are you done crying?’)”. (PROSE: Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There: First-Class Delivery)
Having ordered some explosive supplies from Kablamazon, Dynamite Thor once received a Therapy Prism instead, and installed it in his Secret Headquarters as a conversation piece. When “Miss Erehwon” visited the Headquarters, her space-time-ship's exterior disguised itself as a second Therapy Prism, much to Thor's bafflement. (PROSE: Set Up to Blow Up)
Just a week after the Prisms were rolled out, they became instrumental to Kablamazon's collapse as Jenny Everywhere used one to hide through a shift change, allowing her to sneak to CEO Lord Grallyx's office and capture him. (PROSE: Annals of the Jen: One Year of Jenny Over-There: First-Class Delivery)
