Faceless Cyborg Ninja

Some of the Faceless Cyborg Ninjas employed by Apollo Coffee. (COMIC: Damn Fine Hostile Takeover)

The Faceless Cyborg Ninjas were vat-grown living weapons of various shapes and sizes, who did not appear to possess any higher intelligence of sense of self. They were used as security by the outspokenly evil super-corporation Apple Coffee in one universe. As such, when Jenny Everywhere and her friends Clea, Lex and Bradley tried to bully Jez Cock into countermanding the order to close down Cuppa Cha Cha Cha, they had to face a horde of Faceless Cyborg Ninjas, whom they successfully defeated in battle. (COMIC: Damn Fine Hostile Takeover)