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| title1        =''Jenny Everywhere's Twitter''
| image1        = Jenny Everywhere's Twitter (2009).png
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| hero(es)      = [[Jenny Everywhere (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter 2009)|Jenny Everywhere]]
| villain(s)    =
| featuring     =
| setting       = [[Universe (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter 2009)|Unnamed universe]]
| length        = 30 posts
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| dates         = May, 2009 - May 12th, 2010
| original_link = [https://twitter.com/JennyTheShifter]
}}'''''Jenny Everywhere's Twitter''''' was an in-character Twitter blog purporting to be that of [[Jenny Everywhere (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter 2009)|an incarnation]] of [[Jenny Everywhere]]. Created in 2009, it ran for just over a year, and did not credit a writer, nor the artist who supplied the profile picture. 

== Contents ==
=== Plot ===
[[Jenny Everywhere (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter 2009)|Jenny Everywhere]] makes a [[Twitter]] account, seemingly after being told to by a "[[Space cow (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter)|four hundred pound space cow]]", proceeding to make several posts.

=== Worldbuilding ===
==== Jenny ====
*In her bio, [[Jenny Everywhere (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter November 2023)|Jenny]] states that she exists in [[The Multiverse|all possible realities]], remarking "The [[The Multiverse|multi-verse]] is mine!".
*Jenny's location is set as "Everywhere".
*Jenny claims that when she wants to just lay in bed and do nothing, she sends other [[Jenny Everywhere|Jennies]] to do work for her, which they hate.
*Jenny claims that "The donut knows what it did.".
*Jenny makes a post simply saying "mmm... [[toast]].".
*Realising she hadn't Tweeted in 16 days, Jenny claims that she'd like to say she was "busy fighting [[demon]]s or swooning over supers", but that she was actually watching TV.

==== Universes ====
*This story takes place in [[Universe A (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter 2009)|an unnamed universe]].
*Jenny claims that despite infinite dimensions at her fingertips, "still isn't anything good on television at eight in the morning".
*Jenny mentions [[Universe B (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter 2009)|a universe]] where the [[Kardashians]] shoot laser beams out of their noses in ''[[Keeping Up with the Kardashians]]''.
*Jenny claims that "Mondays are hated throughout the [[The Multiverse|multi-verse]]", but that people typically hate [[Frombeday]] more as "It's the start of the week AND you get slapped", although it only lasts five hours.
**She later claims that she doesn't personally hate Mondays, as Bilfodays are "the worst".

==== Locations ====
* Jenny claims to have "stood in a intersection where going left was [[North Main St.]] and going right was [[East Main St.]]", now knowing what to make of it.
* Jenny claims to have once gotten a job as a deckhand on a "[[Spacecraft (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter)|haunted interstellar spacecraft]]", thinking it would lead to "all sorts of fun", an assumption which turned out to be wrong.
* Jenny winds up on [[Planet (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter 2009)|a planet]] where she thinks it's 120 degrees in the shade, although she claims that it "isn't too bad", but that she could use a drink with a little umbrella.

==== Individuals ====
* [[Jenny Everywhere (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter 2009)|Jenny]] seemingly joined [[Twitter]] after being told to by a "[[Space cow (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter)|four hundred pound space cow]]", although she admits that the cow could've been asking for directions to [[Jupiter]], as she doesn't speak [[Space cow (language)|space cow]].
* Jenny claims that [[Olivia Dunham]]'s real name is Jenny.
* Jenny claims to have dated Spock once, although not "[[Spock|that whimpy beanpole from the series]]", but rather "[[Spock (mirror universe)|the one with the beard]]".
* Jenny links to [[Spider-Man's Single Reboot Fails|an article]] using [[TinyURL]], commenting that she's "glad to see [[Spider-Man|Pete]] and [[MJ]] back together" as "they always put on the best game nights", adding that "MJ is a [[Yahtzee|yatzee]] master".
* Jenny states that she told off a "[[Ten-handed individual (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter)|guy]]" who "thought it was cool to have seven of his ten hands on my body", although [[Manager (Jenny Everywhere's Twitter)|her manager]] took the guy's side, leading Jenny to tell him off and quit.

==== Species ====
* Jenny claims that she considered writing something "really dirty" about [[frog]]s, but then remembered that frogs take such things "very seriously".
* Jenny claims that there's "nothing wrong with being a [[chicken]]", aside from airline prices being "insane".
* Jenny claims that you should never attempt to outdrink a [[Derringer Knight]], as "They're made of 86% alcohol".

==== Games ====
* Jenny asks if her readers have ever seen "an alien ghost play [[zero-g shuffleboard]]".

== Behind the scenes ==
=== Read online ===
This blog remains [https://twitter.com/JennyTheShifter online] on Twitter.

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